Democrats Push for Progressive Reforms While Republicans Focus on Going Woke Going Broke
Democrats are on the move to reform the tax code, provide universal healthcare, protect voting rights, and boost the economy, while Republicans seem…
Congressman to Big Screen: Matt Gaetz Lands Role as Butt-Head in Beavis and Butt-Head Remake
Congressman Matt Gaetz has landed the role of Butt-Head in the upcoming live-action remake of the beloved MTV animated series Beavis and Butt-Head.…
Guy Fieri and Donald Trump Bond Over Ketchup-Infused Recipes at Recent UFC Event
Las Vegas, USA – At a recent UFC event, celebrity chef Guy Fieri and former President Donald Trump found themselves engaged in a…
Freedom Caucus Finally Files for Divorce from Marjorie Taylor Greene: “It’s Not You, It’s Us”
The Freedom Caucus, a conservative congressional group known for its unwavering support of controversial figures, has announced its long-anticipated divorce from Representative Marjorie…
Trump Jr. and Hunter Biden’s Unlikely Night Out Together: A Mix of Politics and Partying
Washington D.C. — Don Trump Jr. and Hunter Biden were spotted together last night at an exclusive gay nightclub, throwing political affiliations to…
Supreme Court: Students Must Now Prove They’re Descendants of Ancient Philosophers
Washington D.C. – The Supreme Court of the United States dealt a devastating blow to affirmative action in college admissions. In a 5-4…
President Biden’s Son Embarks on Mythical Quest for Controversial Artifact
Washington D.C. – Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has embarked on a mysterious and perilous adventure in search of a mythical…
Justice Clarence Thomas: Sugar High Crimes at the Supreme Court
Washington, D.C. – Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has been caught engaging in a sticky-fingered caper, stealing sugar packets and creamer from the…
Lauren Boebert Celebrates Milestone: Files 100th Set of Articles of Impeachment Against Biden
Washington, D.C. – Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado has reached a significant milestone in her political career: she has officially filed her 100th…
Trump Boasts About Being the Best, Calls Former Appointees “Idiots” and Promises to Do Better in 2024
Mar-a-Lago, FL – Former President Donald J. Trump boasted about his unmatched greatness while simultaneously labeling his former appointees as “idiots” and “morons.”…
