Trump Demands Investigation into Taylor Swift’s Concert Success: Suspects “Unfair Advantage”
Former President Donald Trump has taken a break from his social media escapades to demand a full-blown investigation into the phenomenon that is…
BIDENOMICS “GET RICH SLOWLY” CAMPAIGN – Trillion-Dollar Bills to Be Printed in Invisible Ink
The Biden administration has introduced its latest brainchild – “Bidenomics: Get Rich Slowly.” President Joe Biden, flanked by his team of economic advisors,…
Competitive Shoplifting Takes the Gold in San Francisco
San Francisco, CA — Move over, baseball and football – there’s a new game in town, and it’s taking San Francisco by storm.…
Secret Service Special Training: “Wrangling Wandering Joe”
Washington, D.C. – It has been disclosed that secret service agents are undergoing rigorous training to tackle the herculean task of “Joe-wrangling.” According…
Trump Proudly Proclaims Himself the “Indictment Champion” – Collects Legal Troubles Like Trump NFTs
Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump took to Social Media this morning to boast about his latest achievement: a third indictment. While…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Invites Hunter Biden to Bust a Move at Friend’s Bachelorette Party
Washington D.C. – Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has extended an unexpected invitation to Hunter Biden, son of former President Joe Biden, to be…
Rudy Giuliani Claims He’s Got No Respect, Turns Out He’s Just a Stand-up Politician
New York City, NY — The Former Mayor of New York City and former personal attorney to Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, has finally…
Biden’s “Democratic” Dog Enforces Party Loyalty by Biting Secret Service Members Who Voted for Trump
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden’s pet dog, Commander, has taken on the role of the “Democratic Dog Enforcer,” using his sharp teeth to…
Congresswoman Greene’s CrossFit Crusade: From Legislating To Lunging
WASHINGTON D.C. – Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene left her fellow lawmakers scratching their heads during a special congressional committee meeting yesterday. While the…
Democrats: Water is Racist, Discriminates Against Certain Racial Groups
Democrats across the nation are turning their attention to an unexpected crisis: racial disparities in drowning deaths. Armed with the latest data from…
