Startling Discovery: Obama Letter Reveals Unexpected Pizza Preference
A previously undisclosed letter penned by former President Barack Obama has recently come to light, revealing an unexpected culinary craving. The letter, which…
Trump Claims Ring Toss at Iowa State Fair is Rigged, Demands Recount of Carnival Game Results
Des Moines, Iowa – Former President Donald Trump has taken his grievances to social media once again, this time targeting the ring toss…
Russia Opens Doors to Refugees: Free Entry in Exchange for Enlisting in Their Military
Russia has announced a groundbreaking new approach to handling the global refugee crisis. The Kremlin has unveiled a unique offer that allows refugees…
Former President Trump Channels Supreme Court Expertise: “I Packed the Court Just for This!”
Former President Donald J. Trump has taken to social media, his preferred platform for all matters of national importance, to call on the…
Donald Trump Requests Trial Venue Change to Judge Judy’s Court for ‘Fair’ Hearing
Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump’s legal team has submitted an extraordinary request to relocate his ongoing trial in the nation’s capital.…
Trump Demands KFC Pit Stop on Way to Third Arraignment in Washington D.C.
Former President Donald J. Trump’s infamous private jet, Trump Force One, descended upon Washington D.C. yet again, but this time for a less…
Indictment Triathlon: Trump’s Third Time’s a Charm Circus and Beg-a-Thon
Washington, D.C. – In what can only be described as the legal equivalent of Groundhog Day, former President Donald J. Trump finds himself…
U.S. Capitol Police Overwhelmed by Potentially Lethal Potluck Lunch in Senate Office Buildings
WASHINGTON D.C. — Chaos erupted on Capitol Hill today as Congresswoman Lauren Boebert brought a homemade dish to a Republican Potluck lunch, leading…
The House Oversight Committee Drops Bombshell: 31 Ice Cream Flavors Discussed in Secret Biden Meetings
Washington D.C. – The House Oversight Committee dropped a bombshell on the nation today, revealing that they have uncovered a new whistleblower who…
Trump Admits Running for President Only to Fund Legal Fees in Conversation with Favorite Son Don Jr.
Former President Donald Trump was caught on a hot mic, revealing his true motivations for running for President once again. In an exclusive…
