Trump Enlists Mar-a-Lago IT Expert, Yuscil Taveras, to Tackle Caps Lock Crisis
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA – Four time indicted (at the time this story originally ran), former President Donald Trump has once again made headlines,…
Former President Considers Jail to Dodge Exhausting Dad Duties
Former President Donald J. Trump has expressed a desire to voluntarily enter jail as a means of escaping the constant demands of his…
Ted Cruz Demands In-depth Investigation into His “Sharknado” Twitter Mishap
Senator Ted Cruz has taken a brave step forward by demanding a comprehensive investigation into the devastating incident that left him red-faced, bewildered,…
Trump to be Moderator in GOP Debates, Promises a Play-by-Play of His Greatness
Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be taking on a new role in the upcoming primary debates:…
Pricey Perks of Bidenomics: Grocery Shopping Uncertainty
President Biden’s administration has managed to transform the humble act of grocery shopping into a high-stakes adventure reminiscent of a reality TV show.…
Trump Declares Himself Winner of Debates Before They Begin, Plans to Skip Straight to Victory
Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump announced today that he will not be participating in any primary debates featuring Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, biotech…
California Government to Provide Free Tent Insurance to Sidewalk Residents After Hurricane Hilary
Los Angeles – In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the California government has announced a groundbreaking initiative to offer…
Trump’s Fruitful Diplomacy: An Apple a Day Keeps the Nuclear Tensions Away
Washington D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has declared that he will not be participating in the first Republican debate. Instead, he plans…
Ron DeSantis Blames Disney and the Woke Mob for “Flesh-Eating” Bacteria Deaths in Tampa Bay
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has managed to find an unlikely scapegoat for the recent outbreak of “flesh-eating” bacteria in Tampa Bay: Disney and…
Republicans Point Umbrellas at Hurricane Hilary, Accuse Her of Emailing the Storm
Enter the Republicans, who, never ones to miss an opportunity for political commentary, decided to blame none other than the former Secretary of…
