Staten Island Plans to Secede from New York, Announces Plans for Its Own Currency, National Anthem, and Space Program
Staten Island, NY — Staten Island is not just aiming to secede from New York City, but it also plans to become its…
Former Trump Publicists Outraged Over Joe Biden’s Alleged Use of Pseudonyms
Former publicists for Donald Trump—John Barron, John Miller, Carolin Gallego, and David Dennison—held a joint press conference to express their outrage over reports…
Trump Appeals Trial Date, Requests It Be Pushed to “Infinity Plus One”
WASHINGTON D.C.— Former President Donald Trump announced yesterday that he plans to appeal the trial date set for his federal election case. Legal…
Eminem Sends Cease-and-Desist to Vivek Ramaswamy, Citing “Crimes Against Rap”
Detroit, MI – Rap artist Eminem has served entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy with a cease-and-desist letter. But this isn’t your typical copyright dispute: Eminem…
Trump, The Master Debater: An Interview on the 2024 Presidential Race
DONALD TRUMP EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE FOLLY TIMES– Frank Folly: Thank you for taking time and joining us, Mr. Trump. Trump: Thank you,…
Conservatives Declare War on Student Loan Forgiveness, Whisper Sweet Nothings to PPP Loan Forgiveness
Selective outrage – conservatives across the nation have taken to the streets, airwaves, and social media to vehemently protest against student loan forgiveness,…
U.S. Celebrates Grand Opening of World’s First “Politician Theme Park”
The government has unveiled the world’s first-ever “Politician Theme Park.” Situated on the site of a former landfill, the park promises to provide…
Fulton County DA Charges Trump for Weight Misrepresentation After Surrender; Weight Reported as 215 Pounds
ATLANTA, GA – As former President Donald Trump turned himself in to Fulton County authorities, he didn’t just bring legal concerns to the…
GPS Error Sends Former President Trump to Shopping Mall Instead of Airport
Palm Beach, FL — Former President Donald Trump’s journey to catch a flight from his Florida estate to Georgia encountered an unexpected detour…
Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign Pledges Cheetos for Trump’s Vote-o’s!
At the first GOP debate, which notably lacked the presence of former President Donald Trump, Vivek Ramaswamy, a contender for the Republican nomination…
