Boebert Proposes Cocktail Hour in Congress Following Dress Code Changes in Senate
WASHINGTON (Satire News) — Riding on the wave of the Senate’s recent relaxation of the dress code, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has submitted an…
Virginia Candidate Goes From Streaming to Dreaming of Political Victory
RICHMOND, VA – Susanna Gibson, Virginia’s Democratic candidate for the House of Delegates, found herself defending videos she posted online where she and…
Boebert Exits “Beetlejuice” Musical After Yelling “Beetlejuice” Thrice; Venue Officials Mystified
DENVER, CO – In an unexpected twist at a Sunday performance of the iconic “Beetlejuice” musical, U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was ceremoniously ushered…
McCarthy Unveils Plans to Launch Impeachment Inquiry Against Biden, Citing Irrefutable Evidence of Tie Wear
WASHINGTON, D.C. – House Speaker Kevin McCarthy made headlines this Tuesday by announcing his endorsement for a formal impeachment inquiry into President Joe…
Nancy Pelosi, At Age 83, Declares Not Just Another Run for Congress, But Eternity
The secret to immortality and building wealth? Just keep running for office! WASHINGTON – In a stunning revelation that has experts stumped, House…
Republicans Propose Redefining “Pro-Life” to Mean “Fan of All Living Things Except Plants…And Mosquitoes”
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Republican party has recently proposed to redefine the term “pro-life.” The new definition will encompass anyone who is a…
Tucker Carlson Books Interview with Sasquatch to Discuss Obama’s Secret Camping Vacation
Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson, never one to shy away from hard-hitting journalism, has announced an exclusive interview with none other than…
Trump Blames Bidenomics for Having to Sell T-Shirts To Pay HUGE Bills
Former President Donald Trump and his family have officially invaded the fashion industry with a line of t-shirts that has both style critics…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Challenges McConnell to “Forget-Off”
Washington, D.C.— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is once again calling out Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) for his alleged “forgetfulness,” describing…
Rudy Giuliani Questions Georgia Election Workers’ Handwriting, Suggests New Voting System: Etch A Sketch
Giuliani Goes from Election Litigator to Graphology Critic After making headlines for legal crusades questioning the validity of recent elections, Rudy Giuliani is…
