The staunchly conservative members of the Freedom Caucus have issued a call for a nationwide boycott of calendars in protest against the upcoming…
The nation’s leaders have finally reached a deal on the ever-looming debt ceiling crisis. After weeks of intense negotiations, finger-pointing, and head-scratching, the…
In a stunning display of progressive linguistics, liberals have unveiled a groundbreaking new term to replace the allegedly non-inclusive word “boycott.” The term,…
Conservatives across the nation have found themselves in a quandary after exhausting their repertoire of companies to boycott. In a bid to express…
Texas Enforces Mandatory Ten Commandments Movie Screenings for Students: “Thou Shalt Watch…Forever!”
Austin, TX – In a stunning display of reverence for the divine, Texas lawmakers have recently passed a groundbreaking law that mandates all…
Aimed at promoting inclusivity and honoring a wider range of influential individuals, Democrats have put forth an extraordinary proposal to expand Mount Rushmore.…
Atlanta, Georgia – In a stunning move that has left historians scratching their heads, elected officials in Georgia have put forth a controversial…
The Trump Indictment Tour of 2023 is hitting the road, bringing a unique blend of legal drama and political spectacle to a city…
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has signed a bill into law that will force The Walt Disney Company to build a new complex in…
Houston, TX – In a stunning display of commitment to his constituents, Senator Ted Cruz has announced the inaugural “TedEx” event, a 20-hour…