In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden handed a talking stick to members of the media during his latest press conference. According to sources close to the White House, the President was inspired by…
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Mar-a-Lago, Florida – Former President Donald Trump was caught off guard and in the midst of a delicious burger dinner when he received the shocking news that he has been indicted in connection…
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EXCLUSIVE – Sources close to President Joe Biden have revealed to The Folly Times that his long-standing opposition to gas appliances is rooted in a childhood trauma. As a young child, Biden accidentally…
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Former President Donald Trump has announced the release of his latest project – revised Bibles titled “The Donald Revisions”. Trump revealed the new Bibles during a recent campaign rally for the 2024 presidential…
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WACO, TX – In a stunning display of rage, former President Donald Trump reportedly threw a tub of ice cream against the window of his private airplane, Trump Force One, during a campaign…
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Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has voiced her outrage over the treatment of the January 6 defendants, claiming that they are being treated like criminals in a jail. “They’re treating these people like they’re…
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Republican lawmakers have vowed to limit the government’s intrusion into citizens’ lives, as long as those citizens’ choices align with the conservative agenda. “We believe in limited government, except when it comes to…
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Former President Donald Trump has reportedly paid Fox News host Tucker Carlson hush money to stop defending him on his show. According to sources with knowledge of the matter, Trump’s legal team approached…
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Former President Barack Obama was arrested yesterday in Hawaii for attempting to smuggle an excessive number of pineapples off the island. According to witnesses, Obama was caught red-handed by customs officials trying to…
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BREAKING – Texas Senator Ted Cruz has announced that he is selling his luxury condo in Mexico following the recent violence in the country. The move has raised eyebrows amongst constituents, who have…
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