In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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Former President Donald Trump has reportedly paid Fox News host Tucker Carlson hush money to stop defending him on his show. According to sources with knowledge of the matter, Trump’s legal team approached…
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Former President Barack Obama was arrested yesterday in Hawaii for attempting to smuggle an excessive number of pineapples off the island. According to witnesses, Obama was caught red-handed by customs officials trying to…
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BREAKING – Texas Senator Ted Cruz has announced that he is selling his luxury condo in Mexico following the recent violence in the country. The move has raised eyebrows amongst constituents, who have…
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EXCLUSIVE – It has been revealed that Fox News host Tucker Carlson had been secretly expressing his disdain for the QAnon Shaman, also known as Jacob Chansley, despite his network’s seemingly positive coverage…
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Washington D.C. – In a move to protect America’s youth, Representative Greene has proposed a bill that would ban all forms of free speech that could be deemed harmful to children. The bill,…
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Can you find Joe Biden in East Palestine, OH? (solution below) In a recent statement, President Biden responded to questions about his plans to visit the site of a recent train disaster. When…
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Conservatives have boycotted and cancelled a lot of things over the past few years, below are a few companies, products and people you will not see at CPAC this year. For a complete…
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With the recent woke Hershey marketing campaign featuring a man in their advertisement celebrating International Womens Day and in a move that suprises absolutely no one, former President Donald Trump announced today that…
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In a stunning move, Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida has announced his plans to invade the largest theme park in the state, Disney, claiming that the park’s owners are promoting ideas that are…
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