In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has announced that he will be running for president in 2024. Kennedy, who is the nephew of America’s 35th President John F. Kennedy, and the son of his Attorney…
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Jacob Moovani, a young Gen Z American, has declared himself as identifying as “tax exempt” after submitting his first state and federal tax returns. Mr. Moovani has reportedly been left disheartened and dismayed…
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Orlando, FL – It seems that Governor DeSantis is considering various options for land surrounding Disney World, including turning it into a state park, another theme park, or even a state prison. Furthermore,…
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Conservatives across the country are now boycotting their favorite brands of beer and whiskey because they have gone “woke”. Frustrated with the sudden influx of socially conscious marketing campaigns, many republicans have decided…
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Houston, TX – Senator Ted Cruz, known for his recent criticism of Bud Light for being out of touch with their consumers, has come under fire for forgetting his own out-of-touch moment when…
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Washington D.C. – Republican Congressman Jim Jordan from Ohio has revealed that he is supporting former President Trump’s potential 2024 presidential campaign because he wants and needs a pardon for his involvement in…
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Washington D.C. – After an extensive investigation into the recent classified document data leaks, it turns out that President Biden’s German Shepherd, Commander has been identified as the source of a recent data…
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Northwest Georgia – Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Congresswoman from Georgia, was spotted touring a new community with anti-space laser protection as a service provided by their Homeowners Association (HOA). The community, located in…
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New York City – Former President Trump, who is facing a 34-count indictment for alleged hush money payments during the 2016 election, has compared himself to the Beatles, claiming that his recent appearance…
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It has been uncovered that Senator Lindsey Graham is working on a commission for former President Donald Trump, and is set to make 5% of all donations that he brings in for the…
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