Trump Threatens to Leave Country if He Loses “Rigged” Election on Truth Social
In a characteristically dramatic fashion, former President Donald Trump took to Truth Social to announce that he might leave the country if he…
Trump Backs Out of Debate for Golf Tournament, Unilaterally Changes Date and Venue
former President Donald Trump has backed out of the planned debate on September 10, originally scheduled to be hosted by ABC. The reason?…
Kyle Rittenhouse Performs Epic Flip-Flop on Trump: From Second Amendment Critic to Superfan in 12 Hours
Kyle Rittenhouse, now the outreach director for Texas Gun Rights, has delivered a political flip-flop so swift it could give a gymnast whiplash.…
Rachel Dolezal Defends Kamala Harris Amid Attacks on Her Blackness
Rachel Dolezal, the former NAACP leader who famously faced backlash for identifying as Black despite being born to white parents, has come to…
J.D. Vance Promises Free Cats to Single, Childless Women in Bid to Win Back Female Voters
J.D. Vance has promised to provide free cats to all single, childless women as part of his strategy to win back female voters.…
MAGA Outraged Over Google’s Autocomplete Snub on “Assassination Attempt Trump”
In a digital age where search engines seem to hold the answers to all our questions, a new controversy has erupted. Conservatives are…
Trump, the Master Dodger: From Drafts to Debates
Donald Trump has once again showcased his exceptional dodging abilities. Known for his infamous draft dodging during the Vietnam War, Trump is now…
Trump Reveals Buddhist Beliefs on 2024 Campaign Trail: “I’d Come Back as a Sloth”
former President Donald Trump announced that he does not identify as a Christian but instead practices Buddhism. This revelation, coupled with his belief…
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Calls on Master Splinter and the TMNT to Help Curb City Violence
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson has reached out to Master Splinter and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) to assist in curbing the violence…
Kamala Harris Considering Jimmy Carter as VP After Joe Biden Drops Out of 2024 Race
Vice President Kamala Harris is reportedly considering former President Jimmy Carter as her running mate after President Joe Biden announced his decision to…
