Eric Trump Found Weeping in Trump Force One Bathroom Over “Mean” Tweets About Dad
Eric Trump reportedly cried in the bathroom of Trump Force One after reading “mean” tweets about his father, former President Donald Trump. This…
Trump Responds to Campaign Hack by Vowing to Store Documents in Mar-a-Lago Guest Bathroom
In the wake of a recent hacking incident that compromised his campaign’s private documents, former President Donald Trump announced a drastic shift in…
Trump Brags About “No Tax on Tips” Campaign Promise: “I Never Leave Tips Anyway, So No Taxes!”
Former President Donald Trump introduced a new campaign promise that is both bold and unmistakably Trump: a “No Tax on Tips” initiative. However,…
Donald Trump’s Plane Repossessed in Billings, Montana Over Unpaid Fuel Bills
Former President Donald Trump’s private plane was reportedly repossessed in Billings, Montana, due to unpaid fuel bills. The incident, which unfolded at the…
Mike Pence Declines to Support Trump’s 2024 Platform, Citing “The Whole January 6th Thing” and That Time He Tried to Have Him Hanged
In what may be the understatement of the decade, former Vice President Mike Pence announced on Friday that he cannot support Donald Trump’s…
Lauren Boebert Misses the Mark: Mistakes Milwaukee for a Minnesota City in Latest X Post
Rep. Lauren Boebert recently took to X (formerly Twitter) to criticize Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. The only problem? Boebert mistakenly placed Milwaukee, a…
Trump to Launch “Covfefe-Scented” Candles to Help Pay Mounting Legal Bills
Former President Donald Trump has announced a new venture aimed at raising funds for his mounting legal bills. In a move that blends…
J.D. Vance Reportedly Furious After Trump Pours Ketchup on His Favorite Couch During Tense Poll Meeting
In what can only be described as a sticky situation, reports have surfaced that J.D. Vance is fuming after a meeting with former…
Trump Claims Helicopter ‘Emergency Landing’ with Former San Francisco Mayor—Mayor Says, “What Helicopter?”
n what appears to be another classic Trump tale, former President Donald Trump recently recounted a dramatic helicopter “emergency landing” with a former…
Donald Trump Jr. Warns Crypto Enthusiasts About Fake Tokens: “Only Our Scams Are Legit!”
Donald Trump Jr. took to social media to warn the crypto community about fake tokens claiming to be associated with the Trump brand.…
