In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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Governor Ron DeSantis has just signed a new bill into law that will see all Chinese food restaurants in the state of Florida closed down. The controversial legislation, which was passed by the…
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In a desperate bid to save their reputation, the Gas American Stove (GAS) lobbying group has made an unusual plea to politicians. In a statement released earlier today, GAS begged lawmakers to apply…
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Robert Kennedy Jr., son of Robert Kennedy and nephew of John F. Kennedy, has announced that the CIA is responsible for both his uncle’s assassination and his own future assassination. In a press…
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A recent poll has found that most polls are actually inaccurate and only exist to provide a biased narrative to the person or organization’s talking points. The poll, conducted by the Institute of…
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At a Florida wine festival over the weekend, a 41-year-old woman named Selena Chambers was arrested for allegedly throwing a glass of wine at Florida Republican Representative Matt Gaetz. Chambers was charged with…
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Anheuser Busch, the company that brews Bud Light, announced today that it will be launching a new beer called “Bruh Light,” aimed at the young male demographic. The announcement comes on the heels…
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Karine Jean-Pierre, Joe Biden’s press secretary, made an unusual move by blaming the Trump administration for the Biden administration’s failures. While some may see this as a bold political strategy, others are scratching…
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A cardboard cutout of former President Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit against Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene for inappropriate behavior and touching during a speech a couple of years ago. According to sources,…
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In response to the ongoing teacher shortage in Arizona, state officials have begun a controversial initiative to enlist prisoners as educators in the state’s public schools. According to officials, the idea to use…
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Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Georgia representative, became convinced that the conservative policies that were in place during the last ice age were the solution to the problems of the modern world. She believed…
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