Melania Trump Allegedly Charging Donald an Hourly Rate for Public Appearances
Recent reports indicate that former First Lady Melania Trump charges her husband, Donald Trump, an hourly rate to appear in public with him.…
The Art of Not Being Captured by Death
Former President Donald Trump, the entrepreneur with hair as iconic as his tweets, decided to delve into the necromantic art of comedy. His…
Cheryl Hines Launches ‘First Lady of Conspiracy’ Fashion Line Amidst RFK Jr.’s Trump Endorsement
Cheryl Hines, known for her role in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and less enthusiastically for being Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s (RFK Jr.) spouse, has…
Surviving the Harris Apocalypse: Your Guide to Enduring the New Green Deal Era
Welcome to the dawn of the Harris Era, where the term “green” doesn’t just refer to your lawn but to your entire survival…
Elon Musk Proposes Holding Presidential Election on X: “It’s Far More Secure and Safe”
Elon Musk has proposed an unconventional idea for the 2024 U.S. presidential election. He believes it should be held on his social media…
Kamala Proposes to Raise Yearly Subscription Fees to Live in the U.S.
Vice President Kamala Harris has suggested increasing the yearly subscription fees required to live in the United States. While this move is already…
Far-Left Protesters Slammed as Hypocrites for Staying at Trump Hotel During DNC Protests in Chicago
Far-left protesters in Chicago, who are demonstrating against the Democratic National Convention (DNC), have been called hypocrites for staying at the Trump Hotel.…
Trump to Demand Death Penalty for Child Rapists and Traffickers, But Only After Securing a Pardon for Himself and Distancing from Epstein Ties
Former President Donald Trump is expected to call for the death penalty for child rapists and traffickers. However, in a twist that has…
Trump Proposes Switching GOP Mascot from Elephant to RHINO
Donald Trump has proposed a surprising change to the Republican Party’s mascot. He believes the party should swap its traditional elephant for a…
Democrats Lock Up Rally Signs Ahead of DNC in Chicago to Prevent Theft
Democrats are locking up rally signs in plastic cases, similar to the security measures many retailers use to prevent theft. This decision comes…
