In a revelation that could only be described as the plot of a poorly written political thriller, it’s come to light that former…
In a landmark decision that could only make sense in a world where unicorns manage Wall Street, the Supreme Court has ruled that…
Steve Bannon’s turn-in to Danbury federal prison on Monday was a cacophony of chaos, complete with cowbells, chants, and the irrepressible Anarchy Princess.…
WASHINGTON D.C. – Just when we thought the digital age couldn’t get more unpredictable, Donald Trump Jr.’s X (formerly Twitter) account saga takes…
WASHINGTON (Satire News) — Riding on the wave of the Senate’s recent relaxation of the dress code, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has submitted an…
RICHMOND, VA – Susanna Gibson, Virginia’s Democratic candidate for the House of Delegates, found herself defending videos she posted online where she and…
DENVER, CO – In an unexpected twist at a Sunday performance of the iconic “Beetlejuice” musical, U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was ceremoniously ushered…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – House Speaker Kevin McCarthy made headlines this Tuesday by announcing his endorsement for a formal impeachment inquiry into President Joe…
The secret to immortality and building wealth? Just keep running for office! WASHINGTON – In a stunning revelation that has experts stumped, House…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Republican party has recently proposed to redefine the term “pro-life.” The new definition will encompass anyone who is a…