In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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Washington D.C. – In a surprising move, Representative Lauren Boebert (R-CO) has introduced a new bill that would make the AR-15 style rifle the “National Gun of the United States.” But that’s not…
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New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump has reportedly been ordered to attend a lecture on how not to violate evidence disclosure rules after repeatedly attacking witnesses in his ongoing criminal case.…
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Marjorie Taylor Greene, a controversial politician known for her outspoken views on immigration, recently proposed a solution to the issue of illegal immigration. In a speech given to a group of supporters, Greene…
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In a stunning display of political dodging, former President Donald Trump has set a new record for not directly answering a single question during a CNN town hall hosted by Kaitlan Collins. Despite…
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In a recent development that has sent shockwaves through the witch community, witches across the United States are reportedly living in fear due to the surge of witch hunts announced by prominent politicians…
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Washington D.C. – In an odd mix-up, Vice President Kamala Harris announced at a press conference today that she believed she was put in charge of all people named Al or Albert, not…
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Representative Lauren Boebert has proposed a new solution to the ongoing debate about raising the debt limit in Congress and the White House. During a press conference, Boebert proudly announced that the United…
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Representative George Santos made a statement claiming that the Georgia Bulldogs football team would not be accepting the White House invitation, but instead would be visiting his office for a private celebration. According…
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Former First Lady Melania Trump has announced her full-throated endorsement of her husband, former President Donald Trump’s 3rd presidential run in 2024. According to sources close to the former First Lady, her decision…
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Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has publicly pleaded with billionaire philanthropist George Soros to use his supposed “space laser” to protect the southern border of the United States from invasion. Greene, a known…
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