In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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Texas Enforces Mandatory Ten Commandments Movie Screenings for Students: “Thou Shalt Watch…Forever!”
Austin, TX – In a stunning display of reverence for the divine, Texas lawmakers have recently passed a groundbreaking law that mandates all students in public schools to watch the timeless cinematic masterpiece,…
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Aimed at promoting inclusivity and honoring a wider range of influential individuals, Democrats have put forth an extraordinary proposal to expand Mount Rushmore. The plan, led by progressive politicians, suggests the inclusion of…
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Atlanta, Georgia – In a stunning move that has left historians scratching their heads, elected officials in Georgia have put forth a controversial proposal to rewrite all history books used in the state’s…
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The Trump Indictment Tour of 2023 is hitting the road, bringing a unique blend of legal drama and political spectacle to a city near you. It’s the hottest ticket in town, combining the…
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has signed a bill into law that will force The Walt Disney Company to build a new complex in the state. The bill, which was passed by the Florida…
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Houston, TX – In a stunning display of commitment to his constituents, Senator Ted Cruz has announced the inaugural “TedEx” event, a 20-hour speech marathon where he will share his expert advice on…
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In an attempt to address the rising cost of living, President Joe Biden announced a new plan on Monday. “I’ve been thinking about this a lot,” Biden said, “and I’ve come to the…
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In a move that has been met with widespread criticism, the Texas legislature has passed a bill that would prevent gay people from adopting highways. The bill, which was sponsored by Republican Representative…
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Former NFL quarterback and self-proclaimed Trump supporter Brett Favre finds himself in a whirlwind of controversy involving welfare money. The Hall of Fame quarterback, known for his golden arm and political preferences, now…
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The iconic ’70s disco group, the Village People, have taken legal action against former President Donald Trump for his cringe-worthy dance moves to their legendary hit, YMCA. The band claims that Trump’s dancing…
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