In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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In an unprecedented move, former President Donald J. Trump has bid adieu to his team of high-powered lawyers and replaced them with a surprise candidate for the top spot: Tom “My Shirt is…
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Four notorious Republican lawmakers, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz, have reportedly hatched a daring plan to enhance their fundraising efforts by following in the footsteps of former President…
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In a theatrical display of self-acclaimed legal prowess, former President Donald J. Trump took the stage today to tout his ongoing legal battles, proudly proclaiming two indictments as mere warm-up acts for what…
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the United States Congress has been completely replaced with artificial intelligence (AI) systems, marking a new era of “robocracy” in American politics. The decision, hailed as a technological breakthrough by some and decried…
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The latest job figures released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics have caused widespread panic among economists and policymakers. Despite the seemingly positive news of adding 339,000 jobs in May, experts warn that…
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Phoenix, Arizona – Former news anchor Kari Lake announced her decision to relocate to Russia, citing the country’s “fair election” system as the primary reason for her move after losing her 2022 bid…
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The staunchly conservative members of the Freedom Caucus have issued a call for a nationwide boycott of calendars in protest against the upcoming June Pride Month. Citing concerns about the “assault on straight…
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The nation’s leaders have finally reached a deal on the ever-looming debt ceiling crisis. After weeks of intense negotiations, finger-pointing, and head-scratching, the men and women in Washington have found a solution that…
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In a stunning display of progressive linguistics, liberals have unveiled a groundbreaking new term to replace the allegedly non-inclusive word “boycott.” The term, dubbed “nonconformity celebration,” aims to eliminate any perceived gender bias…
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Conservatives across the nation have found themselves in a quandary after exhausting their repertoire of companies to boycott. In a bid to express their dissent, these individuals have resorted to an unlikely fashion…
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