In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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Las Vegas, USA – At a recent UFC event, celebrity chef Guy Fieri and former President Donald Trump found themselves engaged in a friendly and unexpected conversation centered around their shared love for…
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The Freedom Caucus, a conservative congressional group known for its unwavering support of controversial figures, has announced its long-anticipated divorce from Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia. Citing irreconcilable differences and an irrepressible…
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Washington D.C. — Don Trump Jr. and Hunter Biden were spotted together last night at an exclusive gay nightclub, throwing political affiliations to the wind and embracing a night of unabashed revelry. Witnesses…
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Washington D.C. – The Supreme Court of the United States dealt a devastating blow to affirmative action in college admissions. In a 5-4 decision, the highest court in the land declared that race-based…
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Washington D.C. – Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has embarked on a mysterious and perilous adventure in search of a mythical artifact known as the “Laptop of Doom.” The artifact is…
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Washington, D.C. – Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has been caught engaging in a sticky-fingered caper, stealing sugar packets and creamer from the hallowed halls of the Supreme Court break room. The incident…
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Washington, D.C. – Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado has reached a significant milestone in her political career: she has officially filed her 100th set of articles of impeachment against President Joe Biden. Boebert,…
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Mar-a-Lago, FL – Former President Donald J. Trump boasted about his unmatched greatness while simultaneously labeling his former appointees as “idiots” and “morons.” Trump, always one to make grand claims, promised to rectify…
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Former President Donald J. Trump once again demonstrated his remarkable business acumen by ordering pizza for all attendees, only to disappear into thin air, leaving the unsuspecting delivery person with an astronomical bill.…
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Republicans in Congress have launched a bold campaign to impeach President Joe Biden over a series of allegations that they admit they don’t even know are true. Unfazed by trivialities such as evidence…
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