RFK Jr. Reportedly Attends P. Diddy’s Notorious ‘Freak-Off’
In what could only be described as the most unexpected move of the campaign season, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. made a surprise appearance…
New Survey Suggests Conservative Women Aged 30-49 Prefer Emotions Over Facts, Because Who Needs Evidence Anyway?
A new survey from the Institute for Political Pulse and Perception (IPPP) reveals that conservative women aged 30 to 49 are more likely…
Matt Gaetz Caught in a Real-Life “Dazed and Confused” Scandal
In a real life event that could’ve been ripped straight from his favorite movie, “Dazed and Confused,” Florida’s own political firebrand, Rep. Matt…
Newsom Signs AI Bill to Protect Performers’ Likenesses from Becoming the Next Terminator, Also Declares War on Deepfakes
In a move that surely has AI developers sobbing into their keyboards, California Governor Gavin Newsom signed new legislation to protect Hollywood actors…
Teamsters’ Presidential Endorsement Mirrors Electoral College Approach, Sparking Debate Among Union Members
The Teamsters Union, one of the most influential labor organizations in the U.S., has announced a presidential endorsement process modeled after the Electoral…
Congress Votes to Postpone Decision Until Absolutely Everyone Stops Paying Attention
In a decision that shocked absolutely no one, Congress has voted to postpone a critical legislative decision until such time that the American…
Hot Mic Catches Trump Telling Elon Musk: “MAGA Republicans Are Gullible and Will Believe Anything
In a hot mic moment that is already sending shockwaves through the political world, former President Donald Trump was overheard telling tech billionaire…
After Second Assassination Attempt, Donald Trump’s New Best Buddy Elon Musk Promises to Build Tesla Bulletproof Golf Cart
Former President Donald Trump has reportedly survived a second assassination attempt — this time on the golf course. But this time, his new…
Trump Faces 2nd “Assassination Attempt” on Golf Course; Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend, Travis Kelce, Spotted in the Bushes
In a bizarre twist, former President Donald Trump claims he narrowly avoided an “assassination attempt” while golfing. The alleged culprit? None other than…
Taylor Swift Endorses Kamala Harris, Conservatives Erupt Over Climate Change Hypocrisy, Citing Her Jet-Setting CO2 Emissions
Pop sensation Taylor Swift has officially thrown her support behind Vice President Kamala Harris for the 2024 election, but instead of focusing on…
