Vance vs. Walz: The Great Debate That Was Mostly a Ping-Pong of Fact-Checks
JD Vance and Tim Walz faced off last night in what was supposed to be a political debate. Instead, it became a game…
Trump’s “Purge” Proposal Shocks America: “One Night a Year to Clean Up the Swamp”
In what might be the most shocking proposal of his political career, former President Donald Trump has introduced a new campaign promise that…
Hurricane Helene Devastates Florida; DeSantis Calls Biden for Help, Demands Federal Aid
Key Takeaways: Florida is no stranger to hurricanes, but Hurricane Helene has left the state facing one of the worst natural disasters in…
NYC Mayor Eric Adams Indicted on Multiple Charges, Announces Presidential Run to “Beat the Charges”
Key Takeaways: In an unexpected turn of events, the indictment against NYC Mayor Eric Adams has been unsealed, revealing a laundry list of…
Trump Holds 70th “Campaign Rally” at Golf Course This Year, Says He’s “Working Hard for America”
Key Takeaways: Donald Trump may be known for holding massive rallies, but his latest event took a more relaxing turn. For the 70th…
Trump Attends Pennsylvania Farming Event, Threatens John Deere with Tariffs: “Never Liked Green and Yellow Anyway”
During a recent farming event in rural Pennsylvania, former President Donald Trump took time to listen to the concerns of local farmers. But…
Donald Trump Launches S.C.A.M. Silver Coins: Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism for the Loyal MAGA Crowd
Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his own cryptocurrency: S.C.A.M. Coin, or the Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism. Marketed as “the coin that…
Secret Service Investigating Laura Loomer After “Misery”-Style Obsession with Trump Surfaces
Laura Loomer has always been an outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, but now her loyalty seems to have taken a dark turn. Loomer…
RFK Jr. Shocked by Public Shock Over 43 Mistresses in His Cellphone: “I’m a Kennedy After All…”
In a move that’s raising eyebrows but leaving Robert F. Kennedy Jr. completely unfazed, the former environmental lawyer admitted to once having 43…
Georgia’s Election Board Mandates Voters Use Rocks Instead of Ballots: “A Stone-Cold Approach to Democracy”
Georgia’s election board announced that voters will now be required to cast their ballots using rocks instead of traditional paper or electronic voting…
