Second Man on the Moon Endorses Trump
Buzz Aldrin's endorsement of Donald Trump leaves many over the moon.…
Trump Announces New Policy: Mandatory MAGA Hats in All Schools to Boost National Pride
The former president claims red hats will "Make America Smart Again," one student at a time.…
Trump on The Joe Rogan Experience: Vows to Fix McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines if Elected
Former President Trump targets a sweet issue affecting Americans nationwide - McDonald's Out of Service Ice cream Machines.…
Insane Clown Posse Admitted to Asylum After Harris Endorsement
The Juggalos are in shock as the duo swaps Faygo for political endorsements and lands themselves in a padded room.…
Donald Trump: From Convicted Felon To McDonald’s Newest Fry Cook
From the Oval Office to the Golden Arches, Donald Trump is flipping more than just opinions — he's flipping burgers.…
60 Minutes Offers Kamala Harris Interview Tapes in Exchange for Donald Trump’s “Apprentice” Racist Tirade Footage
60 Minutes vows to release Kamala Harris’s full interview tapes — if Mark Burnett releases unaired "Apprentice" footage of Donald Trump’s alleged racist…
Donald Trump Donates $1,300 to His Own Golf Courses for “Hurricane Relief”
Donald Trump has generously donated $1,300 to his own properties, earmarked for "hurricane relief" efforts — though the biggest disaster might be this…
Ron DeSantis Buses Immigrants Back to Florida to Aid in Hurricane Milton Clean-Up
After Hurricane Milton leaves Florida in disarray, Governor DeSantis turns to immigrants for help with the state's massive recovery effort.…
Trump’s ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles: Made in China, Blessed in America
Donald Trump’s latest product, the ‘God Bless the USA’ Bible, is reportedly made in China — leaving critics and supporters equally amused.…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Runs Out of Conspiracy Theories, Asks Followers for Suggestions
Out of ideas, Marjorie Taylor Greene turns to her social media followers for fresh conspiracy theories, promising to "consider anything" that sounds "even…
