In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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Russia has announced a groundbreaking new approach to handling the global refugee crisis. The Kremlin has unveiled a unique offer that allows refugees to seek safe haven within its borders, provided they’re willing…
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Former President Donald J. Trump has taken to social media, his preferred platform for all matters of national importance, to call on the Supreme Court to intercede in his ongoing legal battles. This…
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Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump’s legal team has submitted an extraordinary request to relocate his ongoing trial in the nation’s capital. Their proposal? None other than having the case heard by…
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Former President Donald J. Trump’s infamous private jet, Trump Force One, descended upon Washington D.C. yet again, but this time for a less glamorous reason. As the city prepared for the ex-president’s third…
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Washington, D.C. – In what can only be described as the legal equivalent of Groundhog Day, former President Donald J. Trump finds himself once again facing indictment, marking the third time in recent…
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WASHINGTON D.C. — Chaos erupted on Capitol Hill today as Congresswoman Lauren Boebert brought a homemade dish to a Republican Potluck lunch, leading to a full-scale evacuation of the Senate Office Buildings. What…
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Washington D.C. – The House Oversight Committee dropped a bombshell on the nation today, revealing that they have uncovered a new whistleblower who claims to have had 31 different meetings with President Joe…
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Trump Admits Running for President Only to Fund Legal Fees in Conversation with Favorite Son Don Jr.
Former President Donald Trump was caught on a hot mic, revealing his true motivations for running for President once again. In an exclusive and explosive conversation with his favorite son, Don Jr., Trump…
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Former President Donald Trump has taken a break from his social media escapades to demand a full-blown investigation into the phenomenon that is Taylor Swift’s concert success and merchandise sales. In a social…
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The Biden administration has introduced its latest brainchild – “Bidenomics: Get Rich Slowly.” President Joe Biden, flanked by his team of economic advisors, unveiled the master plan at a press conference held on…
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