In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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RICHMOND, VA – Susanna Gibson, Virginia’s Democratic candidate for the House of Delegates, found herself defending videos she posted online where she and her husband partake in intimate activities for “tips” to support…
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DENVER, CO – In an unexpected twist at a Sunday performance of the iconic “Beetlejuice” musical, U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was ceremoniously ushered out of the theater, not for the previously reported disturbances…
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – House Speaker Kevin McCarthy made headlines this Tuesday by announcing his endorsement for a formal impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden. The ground-breaking reason? Sources reveal that Biden might have…
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The secret to immortality and building wealth? Just keep running for office! WASHINGTON – In a stunning revelation that has experts stumped, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, at the ripe age of 83, has…
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Republican party has recently proposed to redefine the term “pro-life.” The new definition will encompass anyone who is a “fan of all living things, except plants… and mosquitoes.” Party…
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Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson, never one to shy away from hard-hitting journalism, has announced an exclusive interview with none other than the elusive Sasquatch, also known as Bigfoot, to discuss rumors…
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Washington, D.C.— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is once again calling out Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) for his alleged “forgetfulness,” describing him as “unfit for office.” This comes after Greene’s own…
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Giuliani Goes from Election Litigator to Graphology Critic After making headlines for legal crusades questioning the validity of recent elections, Rudy Giuliani is back in the spotlight. This time, he’s not wielding lawsuits…
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Staten Island, NY — Staten Island is not just aiming to secede from New York City, but it also plans to become its own independent nation-state. The borough, long known for its unique…
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Former publicists for Donald Trump—John Barron, John Miller, Carolin Gallego, and David Dennison—held a joint press conference to express their outrage over reports that Joe Biden allegedly used pseudonyms while serving as Vice…
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