Trump Slams Supreme Court, Springsteen, and Swift in Late-Night Truth Binge
Trump took aim at Taylor Swift, Bruce Springsteen, and the Supreme Court in one rant. Swifties responded faster than Congress ever will.…
Trump Unveils Plans for F-55 Jet, Says It’s Like the F-35 But With More Vibes and Engines
Trump introduced the F-55, a jet with two engines and big ambitions. It doesn’t exist, but that’s never stopped a rally pitch before.…
JD Vance to Attend Pope Leo XIV’s First Mass, Promises Not to Kill Him
JD Vance is heading to the Vatican for Pope Leo XIV’s first mass. He claims he’s coming in peace. Rome is lighting extra…
Eric Trump Admits Grifting Business Thrives Best When Your Dad Runs the Country
Eric Trump says the Trump Organization thrives most when his father is in office. Critics call it a grift. Eric calls it “strong…
Trump Defends $400M Jet Gift, Also Says “Your Kid Doesn’t Need That Many Dolls”
Trump says your kid doesn’t need more than two dolls as he climbs aboard a $400M luxury jet gifted from Qatar. He calls…
Bernie Sanders Slams Trump’s Qatari Jet, Then Asks for a Ride So He Doesn’t Have to Fly Coach
Bernie Sanders criticizes Trump’s Qatari jet as a symbol of excess, then hitches a ride to avoid the pain of flying commercial.…
Republicans Nix Millionaire Tax Hike After Realizing Rich People Are “Just Like Us, But With More Money to Donate
Republicans scrap tax hikes for the wealthy in Trump’s latest plan, citing fairness, freedom, and frequent flier miles.…
Trump Defends Qatari Jet as “Temporary Air Force One,” Compares It to Trojan Horse, But for Freedom
What You Need to Know • Trump confirmed the U.S. will accept a $400 million Boeing 747-8 from Qatar’s royal family • He…
Trump Agrees to Accept Luxury Jet From Qatar, Cites “Deep National Need for Mid-Air Gold Plating”
Trump confirms he’ll accept a luxury jet from Qatar. He says it’s for national duty, critics say it’s just a flying suite named…
Trump Ends His Own Tariffs, Declares Victory
Trump rolls back tariffs he added, triggering MAGA celebration over the brilliant move of reversing the thing he did last week.…
