In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
Read MoreWelcome to Gilead: Trump’s Project 2025 Unveiled Donald Trump and his Republican allies have rolled out Project 2025, a 920-page master plan to reshape America in his image. This dystopian manifesto aims to…
Read MoreGovernor Abbott’s Latest Act: Ignoring Real Issues While Houston residents swelter in the aftermath of Hurricane Beryl, Governor Greg Abbott is busy starring in his own political drama. Millions are left without power,…
Read MoreFlood of Support for Adult Film Star Hits $1 Million Stormy Daniels is experiencing a twist that not even Hollywood could script. Her GoFundMe page, “I Stand with Stormy Daniels,” has surpassed $1…
Read MoreA Political Trainwreck in Real Time President Biden’s latest debate performance was so cringeworthy that even his teleprompter tried to resign. With Democrats shaking their heads and Republicans laughing their socks off, Biden’s…
Read MoreWASHINGTON, D.C. — In a post-debate press conference, President Joe Biden attributed his lackluster performance in the latest debate to an ill-timed international trip, citing severe jet lag as the primary culprit. According to…
Read MoreIn a revelation that could only be described as the plot of a poorly written political thriller, it’s come to light that former President Donald J. Trump allegedly tried to officially kill his…
Read MoreIn a landmark decision that could only make sense in a world where unicorns manage Wall Street, the Supreme Court has ruled that former President Donald J. Trump enjoys immunity from criminal prosecution…
Read MoreSteve Bannon’s turn-in to Danbury federal prison on Monday was a cacophony of chaos, complete with cowbells, chants, and the irrepressible Anarchy Princess. Bannon, sentenced to four months for contempt of Congress related…
Read MoreWASHINGTON D.C. – Just when we thought the digital age couldn’t get more unpredictable, Donald Trump Jr.’s X (formerly Twitter) account saga takes a sharp, jet-fueled turn. Fresh from lamenting his “hacked” social…
Read MoreWASHINGTON (Satire News) — Riding on the wave of the Senate’s recent relaxation of the dress code, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has submitted an official request to the House Speaker’s office to don a…
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