In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound support for a demographic he once poked fun at—single cat…
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In a scene that seemed ripped straight out of an action movie, former President Donald Trump survived an assassination attempt during a campaign rally near Butler, Pennsylvania. The shooter, identified as 20-year-old Thomas…
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Heidi Cruz, the wife of Senator Ted Cruz, has allegedly hired a hitman to eliminate former President Donald Trump. This sensational story comes after Trump’s infamous jabs at Heidi Cruz’s looks and his…
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EAGLE COUNTY, CO— In the latest installment of what could be a reality TV show called “Boebert’s Brush with the Law,” court records reveal that Representative Lauren Boebert has added another chapter to her…
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WASHINGTON — Representative Lauren Boebert has attributed her series of controversial and often bizarre comments to her General Educational Development (GED) diploma. The unexpected admission has sparked debates about educational qualifications and accountability…
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WASHINGTON — House Democrats have politely requested that non-citizens refrain from voting in federal elections. This comes on the heels of a Republican-led House passing a contentious bill that mandates proof of citizenship…
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WASHINGTON—In a revelation that has left the nation scratching its collective head, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly embarked on an all-expenses-paid yacht trip to Russia, complete with a helicopter ride to Vladimir…
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Former President Donald Trump has promised not to threaten the life of his vice presidential pick for the 2024 election. This vow comes in the wake of the now-infamous threats against Mike Pence…
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Huma Abedin, former aide to Hillary Clinton, is reportedly engaged to Alex Soros, son of billionaire philanthropist George Soros. This news has sent ripples through the internet, sparking wild theories about the true…
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A minor domestic oversight by President Joe Biden has ignited a political firestorm. After forgetting to put the toilet seat down in the White House, Biden has not only upset First Lady Jill…
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Kim Jong Un’s Surprising Call to Trump North Korean leader Kim Jong Un recently reached out to his “good friend” Donald Trump with some unconventional advice. According to sources, Kim Jong Un called…
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