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Donald Trump Launches S.C.A.M. Silver Coins: Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism for the Loyal MAGA Crowd
Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his own cryptocurrency: S.C.A.M. Coin, or the Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism. Marketed as “the coin that will make you rich while owning the libs,” Trump’s latest…
Politicians Flood Social Media with Happy Labor Day Posts While Ignoring Minimum Wage Stagnation Since 2009
As Americans celebrated Labor Day, social media was flooded with posts from politicians wishing their constituents a happy holiday. While these messages aimed to honor the hardworking men and women across the country,…
Kamala Harris Promises to Launch ‘Price Force’ to Combat Price Gouging
Vice President Kamala Harris has announced a bold new initiative: the creation of "Price Force," a team dedicated to combating price gouging. During a recent campaign rally, Harris made it clear that she…
San Francisco 4-Person Tent Housing Drops Below $500,000 Amidst Crime and Drug Epidemic
San Francisco, CA — The once-elusive dream of owning a 4-person tent in the heart of San Francisco has become slightly more attainable as prices have plummeted below the $500,000 mark for the…
Debt Ceiling Deal Reached: Politicians Finally Agree on Who to Blame
The nation's leaders have finally reached a deal on the ever-looming debt ceiling crisis. After weeks of intense negotiations, finger-pointing, and head-scratching, the men and women in Washington have found a solution that…
Biden’s New Plan to Solve Inflation: “Please, Pretty Please?”
In an attempt to address the rising cost of living, President Joe Biden announced a new plan on Monday. "I've been thinking about this a lot," Biden said, "and I've come to the…
Mike Lindell Unveils ‘My Mattress’, the Only Place Safer Than a Bank For your Money
In an effort to capitalize on the growing number of Americans who are worried about the safety of their money in banks, My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell has announced the launch of his…
New Poll Suggests CEOs Want Workers Back in Office Due to Nagging Spouses
In a recent survey of CEOs conducted by a very prestigious and legitimate consulting firm, it was revealed that the majority of them are eager to get their employees back in the office.…
Millenials and Generation Z Line Up at Their Banks on Sunday to Withdrawal Their Life Savings
BREAKING - Thousands of millennials and Gen Zers, also known as Zoomers, lined up at banks across the country on Sunday to withdraw their money after rumors spread of bank failures on social…
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