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Jackman and Foster Move In Together, Deborra-Lee “Shattered” She Didn’t Get the Penthouse or the Tap Shoes
Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster are reportedly living together in Jackman’s New York penthouse, just weeks after his divorce. Sources say Deborra-Lee Furness is “shattered,” mostly because Foster got the espresso machine.
Kid Declares Bankruptcy After Spree at Gum ball Machine, Demands Federal Bailout in Quarters
Kid burns through savings on gum balls, files bankruptcy in crayon, now seeking bailout in coins and cuddles.
5 Things to Know Before Summer Break Starts, According to Parents Who’ve Already Given Up
Summer break isn’t just about fun. It’s a carefully disorganized operation powered by snacks, screens, and low expectations.
Local Man Confident He Can Fix Marriage After Watching One Inspirational TikTok
After watching a 90-second video on TikTok, a local husband now believes he has the tools to repair his marriage. His wife strongly disagrees.
Nation’s Wi-Fi Connections Officially Stronger Than Family Bonds, Study Confirms
Experts recommend upgrading your router —because your emotional bandwidth is already maxed out.
Man Successfully Matches Socks on First Try, Defies Odds and Astonishes Household
In what can only be described as a household miracle, local man Mike Henderson shocked his family this morning by successfully matching his socks on the very first attempt. The event, which took…
Melania Trump Allegedly Charging Donald an Hourly Rate for Public Appearances
Recent reports indicate that former First Lady Melania Trump charges her husband, Donald Trump, an hourly rate to appear in public with him. This arrangement, some insiders believe, explains why she has been…
Disney Renames Lands to Reflect the True Park Experience
Disney has announced a complete rebranding of its iconic themed lands to better reflect the true experiences that visitors encounter daily. Gone are the days of fantastical names like Tomorrowland and Fantasyland—in their…
Childless Cat Ladies Mock Back-to-School Social Media Posts, Sparking Outrage from J.D. Vance
As parents across the nation flood social media with celebratory back-to-school posts, one unexpected group has emerged to rain on their parade: childless cat ladies. These feline enthusiasts have taken to mocking the…
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