Fox News Declares Itself “Official News Source of the Universe”
Fox News, the renowned bastion of balanced reporting, has proclaimed itself the “Official News Source of the Universe.” With a bold move that…
‘The Simpsons’ Episodes Now Admissible in Court as Unassailable Crystal Balls
A landmark ruling by the Supreme Court has just declared that episodes of the long-running animated series, “The Simpsons,” are now irrefutable evidence…
Village People Send Cease and Desist to Trump Due to Terrible Dance Moves
The iconic ’70s disco group, the Village People, have taken legal action against former President Donald Trump for his cringe-worthy dance moves to…
From Conference Rooms to Living Rooms: Greg Daniels and NBC Announce ‘Work from Home’ Sitcom
Greg Daniels, the creator of the beloved sitcom “The Office,” has teamed up with NBC to launch a new TV series called “Work…
Desperate Hollywood Producers Turn to AI for Writers: ChatGPT+ Set to Take Over the Red Carpet
In the wake of the Hollywood writers’ strike, studio executives are frantically seeking a new solution to keep the entertainment industry afloat. The…
Ohio Couple Finds Joy in Life After Forced Break Up with Tucker Carlson
A couple from rural Ohio has found a newfound sense of happiness after being forced to stop watching their favorite Fox News host,…
Women Use Men’s Restroom at Brantley Gilbert Concert, Not a Single Care
Women attending a Brantley Gilbert country concert in Atlanta last night reportedly began using the men’s bathroom due to the long line for…
DeSantis Accused of Sending Dragon Slayer to Disney to Take Down Show Prop
BREAKING – A dragon at Disneyland caught fire during a performance of “Fantasmic!” over the weekend, prompting rumors that Florida Governor Ron DeSantis…
Jennifer Aniston spills her secret to success and the real reason she kept all those pieces of flair
In an exclusive sit-down interview with The Folly Times, Jennifer Aniston answers some of the burning questions we have about her past roles,…
DeSantis Dreams of Disney Domination: Plans to turn Florida into ‘Dehappiest Place on Earth’
Orlando, FL – It seems that Governor DeSantis is considering various options for land surrounding Disney World, including turning it into a state…
