Will Smith Vows to “Slap Boredom Away” in Bid to Rejoin Academy
Will Smith’s Oscar-Winning Apology Tour Kicks Off Will Smith is on a mission to transform from slap-happy actor to the Academy’s golden boy…
Boebert Exits “Beetlejuice” Musical After Yelling “Beetlejuice” Thrice; Venue Officials Mystified
DENVER, CO – In an unexpected twist at a Sunday performance of the iconic “Beetlejuice” musical, U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was ceremoniously ushered…
Activists Demand Burning Man to Rebrand as “Burning Person”: Call for Gender-Neutral Festival Experience
A vocal group of activists known as “Inclusivi-TEA” have launched a campaign demanding that the legendary Burning Man festival undergo a major rebrand…
Burning Man Mud Jam Declared Art Installation, Not Traffic Snarl
Burning Man, the festival that turns the Black Rock Desert into a temporary city of art, techno-music, and dubious hygiene, came to an…
Eminem Sends Cease-and-Desist to Vivek Ramaswamy, Citing “Crimes Against Rap”
Detroit, MI – Rap artist Eminem has served entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy with a cease-and-desist letter. But this isn’t your typical copyright dispute: Eminem…
Beloved Game Show Host Bob Barker Passes Away at 99, Leaving a Void in Generations of Viewers
In a sad turn of events, legendary game show host Bob Barker has passed away at the age of 99, leaving behind a…
Flat Earth Expedition: Quest for the Edge
In a world where conspiracy theories had taken on a life of their own, a new reality TV show was about to embark…
Jerry Seinfeld Relives Classic “Chicken Sign” Episode with Elon Musk’s X-Traordinary Illumination
In a case of life imitating art, comedian Jerry Seinfeld found himself reliving a classic episode of “Seinfeld” with his eccentric neighbor Kramer…
Trump Demands Investigation into Taylor Swift’s Concert Success: Suspects “Unfair Advantage”
Former President Donald Trump has taken a break from his social media escapades to demand a full-blown investigation into the phenomenon that is…
Joe Rogan Discovers New “Truth” – Claims It’s More Reliable Than Scientific Consensus
Famed podcaster Joe Rogan has once again proven that he possesses an uncanny ability to stumble upon “truths” that elude the rest of…
