In a move that surely has AI developers sobbing into their keyboards, California Governor Gavin Newsom signed new legislation to protect Hollywood actors from becoming AI clones. The bills, strongly supported by SAG-AFTRA,…
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Orlando, FL – It seems that Governor DeSantis is considering various options for land surrounding Disney World, including turning it into a state park, another theme park, or even a state prison. Furthermore,…
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OTTAWA, CANADA – The Canadian government has proposed a blockbuster trade with the United States, offering Carly Rae Jepsen, $250 million Canadian dollars, and a singer to be named later in exchange for…
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Legendary Mad magazine cartoonist Al Jaffee, who passed away at the age of 102, will be honored with a unique tombstone that reflects his iconic sense of humor. According to sources close to…
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Italian plumbers around the world have banded together to cancel the iconic Super Mario Brothers movie. The reason? According to the plumbers, the movie is a grossly inaccurate portrayal of their profession and…
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Controversial internet personality Andrew Tate has been released from prison and placed on house arrest. The news has been met with an outpouring of support from hundreds of teenage boys and young men…
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In a bizarre turn of events, Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak has been caught on camera tackling contestant Frank to the ground, just moments after he solved the final puzzle and won…
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A Taylor Swift concert turned into a nightmare for one fan last night, as she waited for two hours for a second encore that never occurred. Samantha Johnson, 21, had been looking forward…
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