Insane Clown Posse Admitted to Asylum After Harris Endorsement
The Juggalos are in shock as the duo swaps Faygo for political endorsements and lands themselves in a padded room.…
Macaulay Culkin Buys “Home Alone” House so He Can Burn It Down
After decades of trauma, the actor takes one final stand against holiday nostalgia.…
60 Minutes Offers Kamala Harris Interview Tapes in Exchange for Donald Trump’s “Apprentice” Racist Tirade Footage
60 Minutes vows to release Kamala Harris’s full interview tapes — if Mark Burnett releases unaired "Apprentice" footage of Donald Trump’s alleged racist…
RFK Jr. Reportedly Attends P. Diddy’s Notorious ‘Freak-Off’
In what could only be described as the most unexpected move of the campaign season, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. made a surprise appearance…
Newsom Signs AI Bill to Protect Performers’ Likenesses from Becoming the Next Terminator, Also Declares War on Deepfakes
In a move that surely has AI developers sobbing into their keyboards, California Governor Gavin Newsom signed new legislation to protect Hollywood actors…
Taylor Swift Endorses Kamala Harris, Conservatives Erupt Over Climate Change Hypocrisy, Citing Her Jet-Setting CO2 Emissions
Pop sensation Taylor Swift has officially thrown her support behind Vice President Kamala Harris for the 2024 election, but instead of focusing on…
After Music Lawsuits Loom, Trump Campaign Hires Dick Van Dyke and His One-Man Band
Facing legal threats from several artists over unauthorized use of their music, Donald Trump’s campaign has found an unexpected solution. They’ve hired legendary…
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez ‘to File for Divorce’ Over Pet Peeves
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are reportedly set to file for divorce. The reason? An epic clash over mundane yet hysterically relatable pet…
Robert Downey Jr. Reveals He Will Star in Upcoming Black Panther Movie
In a surprising announcement that has sent shockwaves through the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) fanbase, Robert Downey Jr. revealed that he will star…
Alex Jones Claims Fake Alex Jones is 30 to 40 Pounds Skinnier: “Deep State Doppelgänger!”
Alex Jones has now turned his tinfoil hat gaze inward, declaring that a fake, skinnier version of himself is being used by the…
