Movie nights and state fairs go off the rails as the Trump–Musk feud sparks an unprecedented popcorn shortage, leaving Americans to improvise with…
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Tom Thibodeau was fired as Knicks head coach for coaching “too well” and making New Yorkers uncomfortable with unfamiliar feelings of hope.…
Dale finally noticed John Redcorn’s secret, now Rainey Street will never be the same.…
America just raced hot dogs around the Indy 500 track. The world looked on in horror. America asked if they wanted ketchup with…
Kermit the Frog inspires graduates, Trump defunds PBS, and somewhere Big Bird is being audited. Just another Thursday in America.…
Diddy’s trial takes a turn as jurors learn he puts applesauce on cheeseburgers. At least one gagged.…