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Trump Announces New Policy: Mandatory MAGA Hats in All Schools to Boost National Pride
The former president claims red hats will "Make America Smart Again," one student at a time.
Supreme Court Blocks Biden-Harris Plan to Use Taxpayer Dollars for Student Loans, Citing Funds Are for Millionaires and Billionaires Only
The U.S. Supreme Court has recently made a pivotal decision. They've blocked the Biden-Harris administration's proposal to forgive student loans with taxpayer funds. The court argued that these funds are meant for the…
Childless Cat Ladies Mock Back-to-School Social Media Posts, Sparking Outrage from J.D. Vance
As parents across the nation flood social media with celebratory back-to-school posts, one unexpected group has emerged to rain on their parade: childless cat ladies. These feline enthusiasts have taken to mocking the…
Cafeteria Worker Sentenced to 9 Years for Stealing $1.5 Million Worth of Chicken Wings for Ultimate Block Party
A cafeteria worker in Illinois has been sentenced to 9 years in prison after being convicted of stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from a local school district. The worker, whose identity…
Chaos Ensues as Students Attempt to Locate Lost Pencils on First Day of School
Chaos erupted across the nation today as students embarked on their much-anticipated first day of school. The cause of the turmoil? Lost pencils. Reports from schools coast to coast reveal that an alarming…
Supreme Court: Students Must Now Prove They’re Descendants of Ancient Philosophers
Washington D.C. - The Supreme Court of the United States dealt a devastating blow to affirmative action in college admissions. In a 5-4 decision, the highest court in the land declared that race-based…
Texas Enforces Mandatory Ten Commandments Movie Screenings for Students: “Thou Shalt Watch…Forever!”
Austin, TX - In a stunning display of reverence for the divine, Texas lawmakers have recently passed a groundbreaking law that mandates all students in public schools to watch the timeless cinematic masterpiece,…
Georgia Officials Propose Rewriting History Books to Feature Confederate Soldiers as True Heroes
Atlanta, Georgia - In a stunning move that has left historians scratching their heads, elected officials in Georgia have put forth a controversial proposal to rewrite all history books used in the state's…
Lauren Boebert Proposes Making AR-15 the National Gun, Also Wants Bulletproof Backpacks to be the New ‘It’ Fashion for School Kids
Washington D.C. - In a surprising move, Representative Lauren Boebert (R-CO) has introduced a new bill that would make the AR-15 style rifle the "National Gun of the United States." But that's not…
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