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Jeanie Buss ends Lakers reign, exits Netflix series

Buss Family Sells Lakers to Avoid Filming Season 2 of Netflix’s ‘The Dynasty’

The Buss family sold the Lakers not for money, but for peace — specifically from Netflix producers trying to script their next emotional arc.

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Friends looking at wooden rosary in escape room

Corporate Culture

HR Department Accidentally Books Escape Room on Friday the 13th, Entire Team Still Missing

HR booked a team-building escape room on Friday the 13th. Eight employees entered. None have returned. Corporate says they’re “still learning.”

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Hulk Hogan poses shirtless in front of a Hooters restaurant while flexing, with two Hooters waitresses in uniform standing in the background

bankruptcy

Hulk Hogan Drops the Elbow on Hooters Bankruptcy with Beer-Soaked Rescue Plan

Hulk Hogan is leading a beer-fueled bid to rescue Hooters from bankruptcy, promising to revive the brand with patriotism, wings, and flex appeal.

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Fast Food

America’s Fast Food Workers Demand Paid Nap Time, Citing “Extreme Button Pushing Fatigue”

The National Fast Food Workers Union is demanding 20-minute nap breaks for “button fatigue,” prompting Burger King and Wendy’s to race for solutions while OSHA updates its workplace guidelines.

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Humanoid robot working at a desk with a laptop in a modern office.

Jobs Report Surprises Experts: Most Hires Were Actually AI Bots Filling Out Their Own W-2s

The US economy’s latest jobs report looks great, until you realize most new hires are artificial intelligence. As Roombas unionize and LinkedIn fills up with suspiciously tidy bots, America wonders—should we start learning…

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Hooters restaurant with its iconic orange sign seen from behind some bushes, as the chain closes 30 locations nationwide due to shifting family dining preferences.

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Hooters Blames Restaurant Closures On America’s Shrinking Appetite for Awkward Family Dinners

Hooters closes dozens of locations, blaming America’s waning appetite for forced family outings. The chain pivots to a new franchise model and virtual awkwardness, promising spicy wings without the side of social anxiety.

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Body Wash

Head & Shoulders Launches “Knees & Toes” Body Wash

Head & Shoulders shocks the world by launching “Knees & Toes” body wash, raising questions—and eyebrows—about which body part gets a product next.

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Apple

Will Trump’s iPhone Tariff Make You Pay $3,500 to Autocorrect “Covfefe”?

Trump threatens Apple with tariffs unless it builds iPhones in America, proving once again he understands manufacturing the same way toddlers understand cloud storage.

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