Powell Yells “Just Close the F*cking Door” as GOP Refers Him for Crimes He Didn’t Commit Fast Enough
After a criminal referral over luxury renovations, Fed Chair Jerome Powell asks the real question: Why is this damn door always open?…
President Trump files a lawsuit against Coca-Cola, claiming they broke a verbal agreement to replace corn syrup with cane sugar — a deal…
After a Trump Truth Social post praising the 1886 Coca-Cola recipe, the soda giant announces Founders Formula: vintage glass, real sugar, and “definitely…
Trump sets hard tariff deadline, immediately panics it overlaps with Shark Week. America’s trade war now fighting for airtime with Great Whites.…
Trump’s latest trade agreement triples tariffs on U.S. consumers while letting China off the hook, an economic strategy now known as “patriotic masochism.”…
Indiana Fever’s Sophie Cunningham leverages her role as the WNBA’s toughest defender into a thriving bodyguard enterprise, becoming the must-have security detail for…
After Trump’s airstrikes, Iran’s nuclear scientists ditch uranium for espresso, launching Fission Brew, a chain of artisanal coffee shops so good they’re brokering…
Fakhir Al-Nashif turned protest demand into flaming profit by selling high-quality American flags—exclusively to those eager to burn them.…
The Buss family sold the Lakers not for money, but for peace — specifically from Netflix producers trying to script their next emotional…
HR booked a team-building escape room on Friday the 13th. Eight employees entered. None have returned. Corporate says they’re “still learning.”…