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Elon Musk Rebrands Twitter as “Qwitter” to Embrace Its New QAnon Overlords

Last updated: July 25, 2023 2:50 PM CT

Tech mogul and part-time space enthusiast Elon Musk announced the rebranding of Twitter as “Qwitter” to better align with the growing dominance of QAnon conspiracy theories on the platform. The decision came as no surprise to those who have followed Musk’s eclectic and unconventional business ventures.

Speaking from his luxury Mars mansion, Musk declared, “We’re thrilled to unveil the new and improved Qwitter, where reality takes a backseat and baseless conspiracy theories are the driving force behind every tweet. It’s time to embrace the true spirit of Twitter!”

QAnon, a far-fetched and convoluted conspiracy theory that posits a secret cabal of elite pedophiles controlling the world, has garnered an increasingly fervent following in recent years. With the rise of QAnon believers on Twitter, Elon Musk saw a golden opportunity to capitalize on the trending nonsense.

The Qwitter platform features a sleek new interface adorned with tinfoil hats and neon-colored “Illuminati” symbols. Users will now find it easier to spread wild conspiracy theories about lizard people, the moon landing hoax, and even secret societies controlling breakfast cereal ingredients.

In a press release, Musk outlined some of the platform’s new features, including the “Truth-o-Meter,” a function that gauges how detached a tweet is from reality. The more outlandish the claim, the higher the “Truth-o-Meter” score. Furthermore, the “Musk Madness” button allows users to instantly generate their own conspiracy theories using Elon’s unique blend of eccentricity and pseudo-scientific jargon.

Of course, the rebranding comes with a few rules. Twitter’s former “verified” accounts will be renamed “Illuminated Ones,” while ordinary users will be referred to as “Truth Seekers.” Additionally, the character limit for tweets has been increased to 666 characters, in honor of the conspiracy underworld’s favorite number.

Critics of the move argue that the transformation of Twitter into Qwitter will only further perpetuate misinformation and dangerous ideologies. However, Musk remains unfazed by the naysayers, stating, “I believe in the power of a free, albeit fact-optional, discourse. Let’s face it, facts are so last-century!”

Following the announcement, stock prices for tin foil manufacturers skyrocketed as QAnon enthusiasts scrambled to fashion their headgear in preparation for the platform’s grand launch.

Social media experts predict that Qwitter’s user base will grow exponentially, attracting all manner of conspiracy enthusiasts and amateur code-breakers. As the platform becomes a breeding ground for ever more ludicrous theories, Elon Musk looks forward to spearheading yet another peculiar chapter in his eccentric legacy.

So, whether you’re a “Truth Seeker,” an “Illuminated One,” or just here for the laughs, welcome to the era of Qwitter—where reality goes to take a long, vacation in outer space. Buckle up, folks; it’s going to be a wild ride down the rabbit hole!

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