Trump’s “Homeless Go Bye-Bye” plan moves D.C.’s homeless to federal camps “FAR” away, complete with…
NFL preseason Week 1 delivered dazzling rookie moments, unearned fan parades, and the league’s most…
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Trump replaced the White House portrait hall with a mirror and moved past presidents near…
Former Superman D-List actor Dean Cain has joined ICE to help deport migrants, sparking confusion,…
ICE’s record-breaking recruitment effort has outpaced supply chains, leading the agency to suggest new hires…
ESPN’s new $89.99 tier lets you stream just your favorite team’s embarrassing losses, now with…
Trump says he “probably” won’t run again, not because of term limits — but because…
The government’s buyout plan created a “do-nothing” dream job — and Gen Z is here…
Nancy Mace launches her campaign for South Carolina governor by vowing to ban pronouns, books,…
Trump says his golf victory was so obvious it didn’t need counting, just “loyalty.”
Ted Cruz says Biden never spoke to him in four years. Americans briefly appreciate Biden’s…
In response to a string of sex toy tosses during games, the WNBA embraces chaos…
Trump says he loves her lips, she says they only shoot at NPR. America is…
MAGA influencers melted down after a small earthquake hit New Jersey, blaming George Soros, climate…
Trump denies any role in assembling America’s most delusional criminal dream team after Maxwell, Holmes,…
After firing the BLS commissioner, Trump taps Lauren Boebert to lead job reporting. Her first…
Microsoft researchers listed the top jobs most exposed to AI—accidentally ranking their own job #1…
After Justin Timberlake revealed his Lyme diagnosis, one doctor confessed that most celebrity cases are…
Trump says he “aced” the revived Presidential Fitness Test. Officials say it involved shouting, stretching…
Gas station chaos erupts after teens discover that some Celsius cans are actually spiked with…
Trump and RFK Jr. launch a new health app that monitors Americans for signs of…
Scientists say asteroid YR4 may strike the moon in 2032, finally giving it something to…
Fed Chair Jerome Powell reportedly hiding in closet as Trump storms the building demanding rate…
Senator Josh Hawley’s proposed $600 tariff rebate checks spark confusion, joy, and a new economy…
A MAGA husband is under fire after insisting his wife could fit into Sydney Sweeney’s…
A Texas woman claims she found heaven at Buc-ee’s, triggering a church attendance collapse and…
Trump receives a used Boeing jet from Qatar, insists it’s “totally free” while taxpayers quietly…
Trump claims victory over the Deep State and replaces it with something murkier, crawlier, and…
Bubba Wallace’s historic Brickyard win leaves NASCAR fans unsure whether to clap, cry, or secede…
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