In a decision that shocked absolutely no one, Congress has voted to postpone a critical legislative decision until such time that the American public has completely forgotten about it. With public interest in…
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In a hot mic moment that is already sending shockwaves through the political world, former President Donald Trump was overheard telling tech billionaire Elon Musk that MAGA Republicans are “gullible” and will “believe…
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Lebanon’s health ministry has confirmed one fatality and over 100 injuries after several electronic devices exploded in a second wave of mysterious attacks. This incident follows a string of similar events that left…
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Former President Donald Trump has reportedly survived a second assassination attempt — this time on the golf course. But this time, his new best friend and billionaire buddy Elon Musk is swooping in…
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In what can only be described as a household miracle, local man Mike Henderson shocked his family this morning by successfully matching his socks on the very first attempt. The event, which took…
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In a bizarre twist, former President Donald Trump claims he narrowly avoided an “assassination attempt” while golfing. The alleged culprit? None other than NFL star Travis Kelce, who was spotted lurking in the…
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Pop sensation Taylor Swift has officially thrown her support behind Vice President Kamala Harris for the 2024 election, but instead of focusing on the endorsement, conservatives are up in arms over Swift’s jet-setting…
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Former President Donald Trump has indicated he may skip any future debates with Vice President Kamala Harris after she allegedly made him cry during their first face-off. According to sources close to Trump,…
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Former President Donald Trump set a new record during last night’s ABC News debate with Kamala Harris: he directly answered exactly zero questions. Despite being asked multiple straightforward questions, Trump masterfully pivoted, dodged,…
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The ABC News debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris didn’t just heat up the political stage—it also served up some seriously strange claims. With mentions of mythical creatures and conspiracy theories, fact-checkers…
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