New York City – Former President Donald Trump has announced his latest business venture – a luxury jail under the Trump brand. The…
In a stunning victory for prudishness and censorship, a conservative Florida school board has voted to put pants on a Renaissance statue after…
Former President Barack Obama was arrested yesterday in Hawaii for attempting to smuggle an excessive number of pineapples off the island. According to…
BREAKING – Thousands of millennials and Gen Zers, also known as Zoomers, lined up at banks across the country on Sunday to withdraw…
In a bizarre twist, people across the country are ditching traditional banking methods and turning to Amazon gift cards as a safe haven…
BREAKING – Texas Senator Ted Cruz has announced that he is selling his luxury condo in Mexico following the recent violence in the…
Washington D.C. – A recent poll conducted by the Pew Research Center has found that a staggering 80% of American citizens do not…
EXCLUSIVE – It has been revealed that Fox News host Tucker Carlson had been secretly expressing his disdain for the QAnon Shaman, also…
Representative Greene, an elected House of Representative member, from Georgia, has claimed that eye floaters are spy devices planted by a foreign country…
Washington D.C. – In a move to protect America’s youth, Representative Greene has proposed a bill that would ban all forms of free…