Local mom’s “five minute” warning accidentally triggers 45-minute departure marathon while dad stands silently holding…
Justices cite “tradition and vibes” in surprising 6–3 ruling that locks Alabama into the postseason…
Scientists say the popular hydration rule may be useless — and mostly makes people professional…
Hooters announces a new strategy that replaces iconic uniforms and spicy wings with bland decor…
Cunningham says months of “dildo evasive maneuvers” may have contributed to her season-ending knee injury…
After a tense February exchange, Zelensky uses “gratitude strategy” while staff distract JD Vance with…
Trump pushes for ancient voting methods as part of new effort to eliminate mail-in ballots…
Trump says Ukraine war could end with better fashion choices as Zelensky rolls his eyes…
Parents celebrate the return of silence as children head back to school and immediately run…
Trump calls Putin’s methods “efficient and tasteful” after DC arrests skyrocket
Fans file suit after learning the “brass monkey” wasn’t brass, funky, or a monkey
Oklahoma adds political loyalty test for out-of-state teachers
Experts stunned after First Lady writes something without "borrowing" from Michelle Obama
After Alaska talks with Putin, Trump moves on to “step two” and immediately hits a…
Alaska summit begins with bomber flyover and polite Russian nod
Leaders chase a feel-good photo finish while real talks wait at the gate.
Trump treats the stock market like the NFL Draft, and Intel just went first overall.
Lone Star State prepares for possible floods, brisket shortage, and bad storm selfies.
After ‘Big Balls’ was beaten in DC, Trump took control of the police in record…
A man’s quest for a healthier diet took a turn for the toxic after ChatGPT…
Colorado wildlife says horned rabbits aren’t dangerous, but they may shame your landscaping from across…
The White House orders Smithsonian curators to remove any exhibits that “make America look bad,”…
Ghislaine Maxwell has a work release job as “Director of Youth Outreach” at Mar-a-Lago. Critics…
Caitlin Clark’s injury rehab has turned into a Netflix conquest, and she’s not apologizing for…
Trump’s federal takeover of DC’s police force has Congress celebrating, saying their escorts can now…
Trump administration asks Supreme Court to allow ICE agents in California to arrest based on…
Trump shocks DC by seizing its police force and sending the National Guard after “suspicious”…
Local man spends $248 to make a $14 pasta dish at home, proving once again…
After 30 years, AOL is ending dial-up internet. About 160,000 Americans will now have to…
Trump’s “Homeless Go Bye-Bye” plan moves D.C.’s homeless to federal camps “FAR” away, complete with…
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