Chicago, IL – On a Rowdy Tuesday Evening at Ed Debevic’s, a woman appropriately named Karen managed to make the entire staff cry with her incessant demands and entitled attitude. Witnesses say that…
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In a shocking incident that left the residents of Montana in disbelief, a freight train carrying beer derailed in the early hours of the morning. According to eyewitnesses, the train was carrying a…
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EXCLUSIVE: West Palm Beach, Florida – Former President Donald Trump will be taking to the skies on his luxurious plane, Trump Force One, from West Palm Beach Airport to New York City to…
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In a bold move to appeal to younger generations with a shorter attention span, the popular newsmagazine “60 Minutes” is set to be rebranded as “60 Seconds”. The new format will condense the…
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In a small town in the Midwest, a local father made headlines when he grabbed his shotgun and aimed it at a rainbow he saw in his backyard after a spring rain. According…
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Iowa’s star player Caitlin Clark has become almost superhuman, surpassing all previous records in NCAA Women’s Basketball. Her achievements have reached beyond the limits of historic and entered the realm of the extraordinary,…
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DEVELOPING: New York – Former US President Donald Trump is set to fly from his Mar-a-Lago resort to his Trump building in New York City on Monday evening, ahead of his scheduled arraignment…
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has declared that April Fools’ Day will be cancelled this year, citing concerns about its “woke” implications. According to a statement from the governor’s office, DeSantis believes that April…
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In a controversal sermon delivered to his congregation in Texas last Sunday, Pastor Bob Johnson declared that former President Donald Trump has a “moral right” to privacy in the hush money payments he…
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Gym rats across the country are expressing concern over the upcoming Easter holiday and the tradition of coloring eggs. The fear? That the increased demand for eggs will drive up prices, making it…
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