DEAR FOLLY: My fiance and I have a lot in common. While I love her dearly and enjoy our time spent together sometimes I do not appreciate one topic she brings up. We…
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In a response to the recent backlash over Bud Light’s “woke” advertising campaign, Major League Baseball teams have started to experiment with a new policy of not selling Bud Light until the fourth…
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Conservatives across the country are now boycotting their favorite brands of beer and whiskey because they have gone “woke”. Frustrated with the sudden influx of socially conscious marketing campaigns, many republicans have decided…
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A group of people named Alexa have come together to file a class-action lawsuit against Amazon for using their name without permission. The group claims that the company’s use of the name has…
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Houston, TX – Senator Ted Cruz, known for his recent criticism of Bud Light for being out of touch with their consumers, has come under fire for forgetting his own out-of-touch moment when…
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Washington D.C. – Republican Congressman Jim Jordan from Ohio has revealed that he is supporting former President Trump’s potential 2024 presidential campaign because he wants and needs a pardon for his involvement in…
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Walmart has announced that it will not be closing its stores in Chicago after all. However, the reason behind the decision is not what anyone expected. Instead of shutting down the stores, Walmart…
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A California elementary school in the city of Los Angeles has sent a student home for wearing a cross necklace, citing concerns that it may offend non-Christian students in the school. According to…
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BREAKING – To combat the spread of bird flu, the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) have announced that all chickens must now wear masks and…
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OTTAWA, CANADA – The Canadian government has proposed a blockbuster trade with the United States, offering Carly Rae Jepsen, $250 million Canadian dollars, and a singer to be named later in exchange for…
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