Aaron Rodgers reinvents the Terrible Towel, turning Pittsburgh’s playoff run into a spiritual journey involving chakra colors, sage rituals, and towel-based prophecy.…
Elon Musk and Bessent turned the West Wing into a contact sport, with Steve Bannon on live commentary and Trump debating the installation…
A Minnesota high school’s softball title was decided by the X comments section, not the scoreboard. Simone Biles and Riley Gaines battled online…
The US economy’s latest jobs report looks great, until you realize most new hires are artificial intelligence. As Roombas unionize and LinkedIn fills…
Palmer Lake, Colorado is torn apart by an all-out “Gas Station Civil War” over the arrival of a Buc-ee’s megastore, forcing the mayor…
National Donut Day delivers joy, chaos, and at least one official warning from Secretary of Health and Human Services RFK Jr., who suggests…
Movie nights and state fairs go off the rails as the Trump–Musk feud sparks an unprecedented popcorn shortage, leaving Americans to improvise with…
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy offers to mediate peace talks between President Trump and Elon Musk, hoping juice boxes and playground rules can keep…
Trump and Musk have gone from allies to enemies in record time, with threats, secrets, and wild accusations filling everyone’s feed. Congress is…
Chicago proposes a 1% grocery tax to fight a billion-dollar deficit, assuring residents it’s not a new tax—just a “process” that means paying…