Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his own cryptocurrency: S.C.A.M. Coin, or the Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism. Marketed as “the coin that will make you rich while owning the libs,” Trump’s latest…
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Laura Loomer has always been an outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, but now her loyalty seems to have taken a dark turn. Loomer is the subject of a Secret Service investigation after her…
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A new study has confirmed what most of us already knew—80% of people in Zoom meetings are faking interest. Meanwhile, the other 20%? They’re too busy staring at themselves to notice anyone else.…
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In a move that’s raising eyebrows but leaving Robert F. Kennedy Jr. completely unfazed, the former environmental lawyer admitted to once having 43 mistresses in his cellphone contacts. Among them? His now-wife, Cheryl…
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Georgia’s election board announced that voters will now be required to cast their ballots using rocks instead of traditional paper or electronic voting methods. Because, apparently, nothing says “representative government” quite like throwing…
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In what could only be described as the most unexpected move of the campaign season, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. made a surprise appearance at P. Diddy’s legendary ‘Freak-Off’—an exclusive party known more for its…
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Greg Thompson watched exactly one YouTube video on health and wellness and is now, according to friends and family, “completely unbearable” at dinner parties. The video, titled “The Truth About What You’re Really Eating”, has transformed…
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A new survey from the Institute for Political Pulse and Perception (IPPP) reveals that conservative women aged 30 to 49 are more likely to rely on emotions rather than facts when forming political…
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In a real life event that could’ve been ripped straight from his favorite movie, “Dazed and Confused,” Florida’s own political firebrand, Rep. Matt Gaetz, has allegedly taken a leap into a scandal that…
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In a move that surely has AI developers sobbing into their keyboards, California Governor Gavin Newsom signed new legislation to protect Hollywood actors from becoming AI clones. The bills, strongly supported by SAG-AFTRA,…
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