Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has announced that he will be running for president in 2024. Kennedy, who is the nephew of America’s 35th President John F. Kennedy, and the son of his Attorney…
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In a move towards inclusivity, Dick’s Sporting Goods has announced that they will be rebranding their stores as “Erectile Tissue Sporting Goods” to avoid offending anyone. The decision came after years of controversy…
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Jacob Moovani, a young Gen Z American, has declared himself as identifying as “tax exempt” after submitting his first state and federal tax returns. Mr. Moovani has reportedly been left disheartened and dismayed…
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Tamales are fighting back against the culinary tyranny of Taco Tuesday. With their delicious fillings wrapped in a warm corn husk, tamales have long been a favorite among Latin American communities. Yet, despite…
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A man has filed for divorce from his wife because she tells better dad jokes than he does. The man, who requested anonymity, claimed that his wife’s comedic ability was causing him significant…
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In a battle of wits between two of the most advanced AI language models in the world, ChatGPT and TruthGPT, things got heated (literally) on social media over the weekend. What started as…
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Elon Musk Takes Marketing Cues from Trump, Names New AI Model ‘TruthGPT’ – Critics Worry It Will Post on Social Media at 3am Too. Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has hired the same marketing…
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Orlando, FL – It seems that Governor DeSantis is considering various options for land surrounding Disney World, including turning it into a state park, another theme park, or even a state prison. Furthermore,…
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Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass has reportedly found a new scapegoat for his poor performance on the mound this season – United Airlines. According to sources close to Bass, the 35-year-old has…
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In a recent survey of CEOs conducted by a very prestigious and legitimate consulting firm, it was revealed that the majority of them are eager to get their employees back in the office.…
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