The Weights and Measures Division of the United States has declared an investigation into chip manufacturers, citing concerns that bags of chips appear to contain more air than actual chips. According to sources,…
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A couple from rural Ohio has found a newfound sense of happiness after being forced to stop watching their favorite Fox News host, Tucker Carlson. For years, Bob and Carol Johnson have faithfully…
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A woman from Georgia named Florida Mann has publicly pleaded with men from Florida to stop breaking the law, as every time her mother sees a newspaper headline about a Florida man getting…
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Joe Biden has declared his intention to run for President of the United States once again in 2024. His campaign slogan, “A Scoop for Every American,” promises to provide free ice cream for…
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Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has been known for his ambitious projects, but his latest plan is causing controversy and raising eyebrows. According to sources close to Musk, he’s planning to selfishly colonize Mars…
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Move over female test dummies, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has introduced test dog dummies to better understand the impact of pets on driver safety. This decision was made as a…
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Aaron Rodgers has reportedly begun his search for the perfect cave to live in after news broke of his trade to the New York Jets. According to sources close to the situation, Rodgers…
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Moscow (Russia) – In a not so surprising move, the Russian State Television has announced that Tucker Carlson, a former host at a lesser-known news network, has been invited by Vladimir Putin to…
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Women attending a Brantley Gilbert country concert in Atlanta last night reportedly began using the men’s bathroom due to the long line for the women’s facilities – and nobody seemed to care. Witnesses…
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BREAKING – In an exclusive interview with Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host expressed his excitement about leaving the network and his future plans. When asked about his departure, Carlson stated, “I…
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