In a desperate bid to save their reputation, the Gas American Stove (GAS) lobbying group has made an unusual plea to politicians. In a statement released earlier today, GAS begged lawmakers to apply…
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Robert Kennedy Jr., son of Robert Kennedy and nephew of John F. Kennedy, has announced that the CIA is responsible for both his uncle’s assassination and his own future assassination. In a press…
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A recent poll has found that most polls are actually inaccurate and only exist to provide a biased narrative to the person or organization’s talking points. The poll, conducted by the Institute of…
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London, UK – King Charles and Queen Camilla were seen sitting awkwardly in the Diamond Jubilee State Coach on Saturday morning, waiting for the all-clear to enter for their historic ceremony at London’s…
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Rich Frillz, a husband and father of three from Ohio, has pinky promised not to yell at his family for not walking fast enough during their upcoming family vacation to Disney. Frillz, known…
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Dear Folly, I don’t know where to turn. My husband and his buddies thought it was a good idea to storm the Capitol building and try to overturn the election. Now my husband…
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In an effort to capitalize on the growing number of Americans who are worried about the safety of their money in banks, My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell has announced the launch of his…
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At a Florida wine festival over the weekend, a 41-year-old woman named Selena Chambers was arrested for allegedly throwing a glass of wine at Florida Republican Representative Matt Gaetz. Chambers was charged with…
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Russian President Vladimir Putin has expressed outrage over Ukraine’s alleged violation of a no drone zone. According to reports, two Ukrainian drones were spotted flying over a restricted area, prompting Putin to issue…
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Anheuser Busch, the company that brews Bud Light, announced today that it will be launching a new beer called “Bruh Light,” aimed at the young male demographic. The announcement comes on the heels…
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