In a stunning display of political dodging, former President Donald Trump has set a new record for not directly answering a single question during a CNN town hall hosted by Kaitlan Collins. Despite…
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In a recent development that has sent shockwaves through the witch community, witches across the United States are reportedly living in fear due to the surge of witch hunts announced by prominent politicians…
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Washington D.C. – In an odd mix-up, Vice President Kamala Harris announced at a press conference today that she believed she was put in charge of all people named Al or Albert, not…
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Representative Lauren Boebert has proposed a new solution to the ongoing debate about raising the debt limit in Congress and the White House. During a press conference, Boebert proudly announced that the United…
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Representative George Santos made a statement claiming that the Georgia Bulldogs football team would not be accepting the White House invitation, but instead would be visiting his office for a private celebration. According…
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Former President Donald J. Trump has declared that he will not pay the $5 million in damages against him in the civil lawsuit filed by writer E. Jean Carroll. In a statement released…
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Former First Lady Melania Trump has announced her full-throated endorsement of her husband, former President Donald Trump’s 3rd presidential run in 2024. According to sources close to the former First Lady, her decision…
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Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has publicly pleaded with billionaire philanthropist George Soros to use his supposed “space laser” to protect the southern border of the United States from invasion. Greene, a known…
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Governor Ron DeSantis has just signed a new bill into law that will see all Chinese food restaurants in the state of Florida closed down. The controversial legislation, which was passed by the…
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Greg Daniels, the creator of the beloved sitcom “The Office,” has teamed up with NBC to launch a new TV series called “Work from Home.” The show, which is being hailed as a…
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