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Gym Rats Fear Tradition of Easter Egg Coloring Will Make Eggs Too Expensive
Gym rats across the country are expressing concern over the upcoming Easter holiday and the…
President Biden Channels Boy Scout Values and Introduces Talking Stick to Bring Order at Press Conference
Washington D.C. - President Joe Biden handed a talking stick to members of the media…
Recently Released from Prison, Andrew Tate “Fans” Eager for Him to Berate Them Again for only $49.99 a Month
Controversial internet personality Andrew Tate has been released from prison and placed on house arrest.…
Baseball Stadium Vendors Petition League to Start the Season Later in the Year, When it’s a bit Warmer
Baseball fans across the United States are complaining about their hotdogs and nachos getting cold…
Former President Trump Makes a Mess at Mar-a-Lago After Learning About Indictment
Mar-a-Lago, Florida - Former President Donald Trump was caught off guard and in the midst…
Retired Factory Worker Becomes Rock Star of Rural America
Millville, OH, nestled in the rolling hills of rural America, one man has captured the…
Joe Biden’s Childhood Trauma with Gas Stove Behind Push for Banning
EXCLUSIVE - Sources close to President Joe Biden have revealed to The Folly Times that…
Trump to Release new Bible on Campaign Trail, “The Donald Revisions”
Former President Donald Trump has announced the release of his latest project - revised Bibles…
Woman Sues McCormick For Overly Spicy Cayenne Red Pepper
Karen Vandriver, a resident of suburban California, has sued the popular spice company McCormick over…
Rep. Gaetz Brings Trump Wrong Flavor of Ice Cream Causing a Freeze in Their Friendship
WACO, TX - In a stunning display of rage, former President Donald Trump reportedly threw…
Russia is Sending Fast Food to Ukraine in Hopes of Making them Fat and Lazy in Latest War Efforts
MOSOW - Russia has announced that it has transferred all of their fast food supplies…
Representative Greene Complains J6 Defendants Being Treated Like Prisoners
Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has voiced her outrage over the treatment of the January 6…
Republicans Vow to Limit Government’s Intrusion into Citizens’ lives as Long as it Aligns With Conservative Views
Republican lawmakers have vowed to limit the government's intrusion into citizens' lives, as long as…
South Korea to Pay Nick Cannon to Help Increase Birth Rates in Country
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA - In a desperate attempt to address the plummeting birth rates in…
Pat Sajak Tackles Contestant After He “Won Too Much” on Wheel of Fortune
In a bizarre turn of events, Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak has been caught…
Taylor Swift Fan Waits Over 2 Hours for Second Encore
A Taylor Swift concert turned into a nightmare for one fan last night, as she…
Former President Trump Pays Tucker Carlson Hush Money To Stop Defending Him
Former President Donald Trump has reportedly paid Fox News host Tucker Carlson hush money to…
Former President Donald Trump to Open Luxury Jail Under Trump Brand
New York City - Former President Donald Trump has announced his latest business venture -…
Florida School Board Votes to Puts Pants on Famous Michelangelo Sculpture
In a stunning victory for prudishness and censorship, a conservative Florida school board has voted…
Former President Barack Obama Arrested Trying to Smuggle Pineapples
Former President Barack Obama was arrested yesterday in Hawaii for attempting to smuggle an excessive…
Millenials and Generation Z Line Up at Their Banks on Sunday to Withdrawal Their Life Savings
BREAKING - Thousands of millennials and Gen Zers, also known as Zoomers, lined up at…
People Turning to Amazon Gift Cards Over the Fear of Bank Failures
In a bizarre twist, people across the country are ditching traditional banking methods and turning…
Ted Cruz to Sell Condo in Mexico after Recent Violence Against U.S. Citizens
BREAKING - Texas Senator Ted Cruz has announced that he is selling his luxury condo…
According to New Poll, Majority of American Voters Do Not Trust an Adult Wearing a Bowtie
Washington D.C. - A recent poll conducted by the Pew Research Center has found that…
New Leaked Text Messages from Tucker Carlson Mock QAnon Shaman’s Organic Diet
EXCLUSIVE - It has been revealed that Fox News host Tucker Carlson had been secretly…
Eye Floaters are Spying on American Citizens says Rep. Greene
Representative Greene, an elected House of Representative member, from Georgia, has claimed that eye floaters…
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Introduces Bill – “Protecting Our Precious Little Ones”
Washington D.C. - In a move to protect America's youth, Representative Greene has proposed a…
Where’s Brandon?
Can you find Joe Biden in East Palestine, OH? (solution below) In a recent statement,…
5 Things You Will Not See At CPAC This Year
Conservatives have boycotted and cancelled a lot of things over the past few years, below…
Mormon / LDS Church Whistleblower Just Wanted a Soda
Salt Lake City, UT - In a shocking revelation, an IRS tax fraud whistle blower…
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