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Dallas trades its star, unveils strategy best described as “football by horoscopes.”
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Two firefighters were arrested for immigration violations while the 9,000-acre Bear Gulch Fire kept burning.…
Trump has demanded RICO charges against George and Alex Soros, accusing them of running a…
Jay Cutler’s DUI plea deal includes jail time and a mandatory class on how to…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement isn’t just a love story — it’s an NFL…
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Trump swears he’s not a dictator, just a man with flawless instincts about martial law,…
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Trump has declared war on flag burners, but the First Amendment may burn him back.…
Nancy Mace’s campaign imploded faster than her own tweets. After boosting a hoax shooter story…
The CDC says screwworm parasites came from Guatemala, but Trump insists they were “launched off…
Rangers in Sequoia just wiped out a hidden marijuana farm, seizing thousands of plants and…
A Wichita man refreshes social media each morning to learn which trivial product or celebrity…
Shilo Sanders’ NFL career might already be slipping, but luckily Jake Paul is still booking…
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Trump claims African-American women begged him to “fix Chicago,” unveiling imaginary red hats as proof…
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