A new study reveals what many suspected: one conservative activist equals 100 children in the…
Supporters of Charlie Kirk have declared his own words off-limits, calling direct quotes “hate speech”…
Job losses in America no longer tied to the economy, but to who dared to…
Trump orders U.S. flags to fly permanently at half-mast, claiming it shows strength and respect.…
Bottled Taco Bell sauce may be convenient, but true flavor only comes with the thrill…
Yesterday they were economists, today they’re CSI agents. Tomorrow they’ll be cardiologists. The internet never…
The U.S. Open crowd wanted a five-set thriller, but instead got a close-up of Donald…
Johnson now insists Trump wasn’t a snitch but a divine knight of fries, smiting Epstein…
Trump wasn’t satisfied with the massive U.S. Open flag, saying it was “too puny” and…
When a green dildo hit the turf in Cleveland, refs refused to measure it, Caitlin…
Rudy Giuliani’s spine may be fractured, but his loyalty to Trump remains unbent. The former…
Levi’s, Coke, and McDonald’s are watching foreign customers abandon them in droves. Trump calls it…
The U.S. Open told broadcasters to censor boos, chants, or protests during Trump’s appearance, turning…
Trump scraps the Department of Transportation name in favor of his own brand, claiming the…
Trump unveiled his “Rose Garden Club” with senators and donors, then ruined the ambiance by…
Republicans now claim Donald Trump’s secret FBI codename was “Big Mac,” and his undercover Epstein…
The Chiefs’ Week 1 collapse had less to do with football and more to do…
Kristi Noem wore a $50K Rolex while threatening inmates at the new “Louisiana Lockup” ICE…
Trump insists “defense” was too woke, renaming the Pentagon to the Department of War. Officials…
Stranded fliers hoping for compensation can now count on prayer instead. The administration says spiritual…
Senate hearings are supposed to reveal the truth, but nobody expected it to come from…
A new poll shows Americans reject polling itself, leaving researchers trapped in a paradox where…
Scientists discover your runny nose is more useful than two years of hoarded Lysol wipes.…
Trump is scrambling to keep the Epstein files sealed, warning that transparency would shatter America’s…
Druski went undercover at NASCAR in full white face and denim overalls, but the skit…
Donald Trump accused Xi, Putin, and Kim of conspiring against America during a Beijing parade.…
America’s endless red tape finally snaps, leaving lawmakers stunned and citizens wondering who’s in charge…
Disney leans into chaos, turning theme parks into a cross between Comic-Con and a litter…
Trump dismisses Xi’s biggest diplomatic event as “Costco without muffins” while world leaders eat stale…
Officials warn ocean now 60% water, 40% Chipotle runoff. East Coast tourists shrug off fecal…
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