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Polling Industry Shocked to Discover Most Polls are Just Really Bad at Polling
A recent poll has found that most polls are actually inaccurate and only exist to…
Royal Blunder: King Charles Forgets to Turn off Stove Before Coronation
London, UK - King Charles and Queen Camilla were seen sitting awkwardly in the Diamond…
Father Pinky Swears Not to Yell at Family for Slow Walking During Disney Vacation
Rich Frillz, a husband and father of three from Ohio, has pinky promised not to…
Crazy in Capitol: Wife of Seditionist Seeks Support Group Solace
Dear Folly, I don't know where to turn. My husband and his buddies thought it…
Mike Lindell Unveils ‘My Mattress’, the Only Place Safer Than a Bank For your Money
In an effort to capitalize on the growing number of Americans who are worried about…
Woman Charged with Party Foul and Wasting Perfectly Good Wine on Gaetz
At a Florida wine festival over the weekend, a 41-year-old woman named Selena Chambers was…
Putin Outraged as Ukraine Violates Drone No-Fly Zone Ignoring Their Own Invasion of Ukraine
Russian President Vladimir Putin has expressed outrage over Ukraine's alleged violation of a no drone…
Bud Light Launches ‘Bruh Light’ to Appeal to Young Men Who Can’t Handle Regular Bud Light
Anheuser Busch, the company that brews Bud Light, announced today that it will be launching…
Desperate Hollywood Producers Turn to AI for Writers: ChatGPT+ Set to Take Over the Red Carpet
In the wake of the Hollywood writers' strike, studio executives are frantically seeking a new…
Karine Jean-Pierre blames Trump for everything, including her burnt toast this morning
Karine Jean-Pierre, Joe Biden's press secretary, made an unusual move by blaming the Trump administration…
Cardboard Trump Sues Marjorie Taylor Greene for Inappropriate Handling
A cardboard cutout of former President Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit against Congresswoman Marjorie…
From Convicts to Classrooms: Arizona’s Unconventional Solution to Teacher Shortage
In response to the ongoing teacher shortage in Arizona, state officials have begun a controversial…
Tech Companies in Panic Mode as May the 4th Approaches: Meme Servers Buckle Under the Weight of Star Wars Jokes
In preparation for May the 4th, also known as Star Wars Day, Google and other…
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Mammoth Idea: Bringing Back Ice Age Politics
Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Georgia representative, became convinced that the conservative policies that were in…
Fly That Landed on Mike Pence’s Head Testifies Before Grand Jury in Jan. 6 Probe
The fly that made headlines for landing on Mike Pence's head during the 2020 vice-presidential…
From Crib Notes to the Oval Office: Biden’s Cheating Scandal!
President Joe Biden was recently caught with crib notes while taking questions from reporters. It…
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has a new strategy for dealing with criticism: “I know you are but what am I?”
At a recent press conference, DeSantis was asked about the ongoing legal battle between his…
Arizona man voted for Biden 4 times in 2020, plans to only vote once in 2024
An Arizona man who made headlines for voting for Joe Biden four times in the…
Chip manufacturers under investigation after trying to inflate profits by adding more air to bags
The Weights and Measures Division of the United States has declared an investigation into chip…
Ohio Couple Finds Joy in Life After Forced Break Up with Tucker Carlson
A couple from rural Ohio has found a newfound sense of happiness after being forced…
Georgia Woman ‘Florida Mann’ Begs Florida Men to Clean Up Their Act and Stop Ruining Her Reputation
A woman from Georgia named Florida Mann has publicly pleaded with men from Florida to…
Biden Scoops Up Support with Free Ice Cream Campaign, Promises to Keep Bedtime Before 8pm
Joe Biden has declared his intention to run for President of the United States once…
Elon Musk’s Insane Plot to Conquer Mars and Rule the Galaxy with an Electric Fist
Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has been known for his ambitious projects, but his latest plan…
NHTSA Introduces Test Dog Dummies to Unleash the Truth About Pet-Related Driving Accidents
Move over female test dummies, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has introduced test…
Aaron Rodgers Searching for the Perfect Cave to Live In After Trade to Jets
Aaron Rodgers has reportedly begun his search for the perfect cave to live in after…
Putin Hires Tucker Carlson for Expertise in Spreading Fake News
Moscow (Russia) - In a not so surprising move, the Russian State Television has announced…
Women Use Men’s Restroom at Brantley Gilbert Concert, Not a Single Care
Women attending a Brantley Gilbert country concert in Atlanta last night reportedly began using the…
Tucker Carlson Leaves Fox, Vows to Bankrupt Another ‘News’ Outlet
BREAKING - In an exclusive interview with Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host expressed…
Woman Claims she Can Communicate with Plants, but Only When They’re Not Busy
A woman claims to have discovered the secret to communicating with plants. However, there's a…
Feeling insecure about his masculinity, Jordan Peterson calls for boycott of Maybelline
Dylan Mulvaney, the rising American social media influencer, has recently caused controversy with her partnership…
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