Beaverton, Oregon – Nike has announced the launch of its very own platform called “Just Post It.” With this move, the renowned sportswear giant aims to revolutionize the way athletes communicate, self-promote, and…
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The Freedom Caucus, a conservative congressional group known for its unwavering support of controversial figures, has announced its long-anticipated divorce from Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia. Citing irreconcilable differences and an irrepressible…
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Washington D.C. — Don Trump Jr. and Hunter Biden were spotted together last night at an exclusive gay nightclub, throwing political affiliations to the wind and embracing a night of unabashed revelry. Witnesses…
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Vermont – A group of disgruntled cows owned by the renowned ice cream company, Ben & Jerry’s, have filed a lawsuit against the very company they once served. The bovine plaintiffs allege that…
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The United States Supreme Court has made an unexpected decision that requires white women to provide lessons on Karen-esque behavior to their minority counterparts. The ruling, which aims to bridge the gap in…
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Overstock.com, a prominent player in the e-commerce industry, has decided to bid farewell to its well-established name and rebrand itself as Bed Bath & Beyond. While many consumers and analysts initially scratched their…
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Washington D.C. – The Supreme Court of the United States dealt a devastating blow to affirmative action in college admissions. In a 5-4 decision, the highest court in the land declared that race-based…
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Washington D.C. – Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has embarked on a mysterious and perilous adventure in search of a mythical artifact known as the “Laptop of Doom.” The artifact is…
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Starbucks baristas across the country are threatening to go on strike, demanding the unthinkable: the ability to work from the comfort of their own homes. In what can only be described as a…
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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has unveiled his latest plan to combat global warming. In a press conference held yesterday, he proposed the use of lab-grown soldiers to fight against climate change. While…
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