In what would once have been a headline-grabbing event, a new major hack has compromised every American’s Social Security number, along with physical…
In a moment that left his advisors scrambling, Donald Trump accidentally revealed a backup plan if he loses the upcoming election: a one-way…
Subway, the sandwich giant known for its customizable sub style sandwiches and endless bread options, has reportedly called an “emergency” meeting with its…
Donald Trump has reportedly fired Senator J.D. Vance after a disastrous campaign stop where empty seats vastly outnumbered attendees. The rally, intended to…
As parents across the nation flood social media with celebratory back-to-school posts, one unexpected group has emerged to rain on their parade: childless…
Elon Musk Tries to Buy Naming Rights for Next Generation, Only to Discover ‘Gen X’ Was Already Taken
Elon Musk reportedly attempted to purchase the naming rights for the next generation of babies, aiming to leave his mark on future history.…
In a political move that has left both supporters and critics scratching their heads, a familiar face has announced his latest bid for…
Donald Trump, after his own plane was repossessed in Billings, Montana, due to unpaid fuel bills, has reportedly turned to borrowing Jeffrey Epstein’s…
A cafeteria worker in Illinois has been sentenced to 9 years in prison after being convicted of stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken…
Eric Trump reportedly cried in the bathroom of Trump Force One after reading “mean” tweets about his father, former President Donald Trump. This…