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Justice Clarence Thomas: Sugar High Crimes at the Supreme Court
Washington, D.C. - Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has been caught engaging in a sticky-fingered…
Andrew Tate Wins Nobel Prize for World Peace
In a shocking turn of events, self-proclaimed life coach and former kickboxing champion Andrew Tate…
Fox News Declares Itself “Official News Source of the Universe”
Fox News, the renowned bastion of balanced reporting, has proclaimed itself the "Official News Source…
Lauren Boebert Celebrates Milestone: Files 100th Set of Articles of Impeachment Against Biden
Washington, D.C. - Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado has reached a significant milestone in her…
Trump Boasts About Being the Best, Calls Former Appointees “Idiots” and Promises to Do Better in 2024
Mar-a-Lago, FL - Former President Donald J. Trump boasted about his unmatched greatness while simultaneously…
‘The Simpsons’ Episodes Now Admissible in Court as Unassailable Crystal Balls
A landmark ruling by the Supreme Court has just declared that episodes of the long-running…
Trump Leaves Rally Attendees With Pizza Bill: A Slice of Democracy in Action
Former President Donald J. Trump once again demonstrated his remarkable business acumen by ordering pizza…
Republicans Rally Behind Impeachment of Biden for Allegations They Pulled Out of a Conspiracy Theory Grab Bag
Republicans in Congress have launched a bold campaign to impeach President Joe Biden over a…
Study Reveals 99% of People Believe the Earth is Flat, But Only When Asked on Social Media
A groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Social Media Truths (ISMT) has revealed that…
Tom “My Shirt is Never” Fitton Replaces Trumps Top Lawyer on Legal Team
In an unprecedented move, former President Donald J. Trump has bid adieu to his team…
New Republican Fundraising Stategy Inspired by Trump: Breaking the law to drum up financial support from ardent supporters
Four notorious Republican lawmakers, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz, have…
Trump Proclaims Himself The Greatest Indictee of All Time
In a theatrical display of self-acclaimed legal prowess, former President Donald J. Trump took the…
Starbucks Trades Rainbows for Reindeers: Puts Up Christmas Decorations 6 Months Early
Starbucks has decided to bid farewell to its vibrant and inclusive Pride decorations with the…
AI Takes Over U.S. Congress, Democracy Becomes Robocracy
the United States Congress has been completely replaced with artificial intelligence (AI) systems, marking a…
Job Growth Epidemic: Fed Needs to Mask Booming Economy Before It’s a Pandemic
The latest job figures released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics have caused widespread panic…
Nation Panics as Pride Month Threatens to Turn Everyone Fabulous
The nation finds itself on the brink of a fabulous catastrophe as Pride Month sweeps…
Kari Lake Plans Move to Russia for “Fair Election” Hopes
Phoenix, Arizona - Former news anchor Kari Lake announced her decision to relocate to Russia,…
Today is National Use Your Indoor Voice Day, World Record Set for Loudest Whisper
Today marks the first-ever celebration of "National Use Your Indoor Voice Day," an occasion dedicated…
Freedom Caucus Calls for Boycott of Calendars, Claims June Pride Month is an ‘Assault on Straight Timekeeping’
The staunchly conservative members of the Freedom Caucus have issued a call for a nationwide…
Conservative Outrage Ensues as Female Disney World Worker Wears Pants
Orlando, FL - The happiest place on Earth has become a hotbed of controversy as…
Chick-fil-A Now Serving White Meat and Dark Meat Chicken to Promote Inclusion
Chick-fil-A, the beloved fast-food chain known for its crispy and succulent chicken, has announced a…
NASA Discovers Space Aliens Applying for U.S. Citizenship
NASA has announced the existence of intelligent extraterrestrial life forms actively seeking Earth citizenship. These…
Animals Unleash Hilarious Protest for Equal Rights
a seemingly ordinary school field trip to the local zoo took an uproarious twist when…
Debt Ceiling Deal Reached: Politicians Finally Agree on Who to Blame
The nation's leaders have finally reached a deal on the ever-looming debt ceiling crisis. After…
Liberals Introduce Gender-Neutral Term for Boycott: ‘Nonconformity Celebration’
In a stunning display of progressive linguistics, liberals have unveiled a groundbreaking new term to…
Conservatives Resort to Potato Sack Couture After Exhausting All Companies to Boycott
Conservatives across the nation have found themselves in a quandary after exhausting their repertoire of…
Texas Enforces Mandatory Ten Commandments Movie Screenings for Students: “Thou Shalt Watch…Forever!”
Austin, TX - In a stunning display of reverence for the divine, Texas lawmakers have…
Democrats Demand Additions to Mount Rushmore, Featuring Diverse Figures of Historical Significance
Aimed at promoting inclusivity and honoring a wider range of influential individuals, Democrats have put…
Georgia Officials Propose Rewriting History Books to Feature Confederate Soldiers as True Heroes
Atlanta, Georgia - In a stunning move that has left historians scratching their heads, elected…
Elon Musk Claims Stay-at-Home Parenting is “Unethical” in Exclusive Interview
In a recent interview, renowned tech entrepreneur and Tesla CEO, Elon Musk, made waves on…
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