Washington, D.C. - Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has been caught engaging in a sticky-fingered…
In a shocking turn of events, self-proclaimed life coach and former kickboxing champion Andrew Tate…
Fox News, the renowned bastion of balanced reporting, has proclaimed itself the "Official News Source…
Washington, D.C. - Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado has reached a significant milestone in her…
Mar-a-Lago, FL - Former President Donald J. Trump boasted about his unmatched greatness while simultaneously…
A landmark ruling by the Supreme Court has just declared that episodes of the long-running…
Former President Donald J. Trump once again demonstrated his remarkable business acumen by ordering pizza…
Republicans in Congress have launched a bold campaign to impeach President Joe Biden over a…
A groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Social Media Truths (ISMT) has revealed that…
In an unprecedented move, former President Donald J. Trump has bid adieu to his team…
Four notorious Republican lawmakers, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz, have…
In a theatrical display of self-acclaimed legal prowess, former President Donald J. Trump took the…
Starbucks has decided to bid farewell to its vibrant and inclusive Pride decorations with the…
the United States Congress has been completely replaced with artificial intelligence (AI) systems, marking a…
The latest job figures released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics have caused widespread panic…
The nation finds itself on the brink of a fabulous catastrophe as Pride Month sweeps…
Phoenix, Arizona - Former news anchor Kari Lake announced her decision to relocate to Russia,…
Today marks the first-ever celebration of "National Use Your Indoor Voice Day," an occasion dedicated…
The staunchly conservative members of the Freedom Caucus have issued a call for a nationwide…
Orlando, FL - The happiest place on Earth has become a hotbed of controversy as…
Chick-fil-A, the beloved fast-food chain known for its crispy and succulent chicken, has announced a…
NASA has announced the existence of intelligent extraterrestrial life forms actively seeking Earth citizenship. These…
a seemingly ordinary school field trip to the local zoo took an uproarious twist when…
The nation's leaders have finally reached a deal on the ever-looming debt ceiling crisis. After…
In a stunning display of progressive linguistics, liberals have unveiled a groundbreaking new term to…
Conservatives across the nation have found themselves in a quandary after exhausting their repertoire of…
Austin, TX - In a stunning display of reverence for the divine, Texas lawmakers have…
Aimed at promoting inclusivity and honoring a wider range of influential individuals, Democrats have put…
Atlanta, Georgia - In a stunning move that has left historians scratching their heads, elected…
In a recent interview, renowned tech entrepreneur and Tesla CEO, Elon Musk, made waves on…
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