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Digital Detox? Just Move to a Wi-Fi-Free Zone: Embrace Nature’s Poor Signal Strength
In today’s hyperconnected world, the idea of a digital detox sounds great – until you…
NFL Flexes Bears-Broncos Game to Wednesday Afternoon Slot Due to “Collective Mediocrity”
NEW YORK — In an unprecedented move, the NFL announced today that the upcoming Bears-Broncos…
Don Jr. Connects Dots from Hacked X Account to Rogue F-35 Fighter Jet
WASHINGTON D.C. - Just when we thought the digital age couldn't get more unpredictable, Donald…
Boebert Proposes Cocktail Hour in Congress Following Dress Code Changes in Senate
WASHINGTON (Satire News) — Riding on the wave of the Senate's recent relaxation of the…
Virginia Candidate Goes From Streaming to Dreaming of Political Victory
RICHMOND, VA - Susanna Gibson, Virginia’s Democratic candidate for the House of Delegates, found herself…
Boebert Exits “Beetlejuice” Musical After Yelling “Beetlejuice” Thrice; Venue Officials Mystified
DENVER, CO - In an unexpected twist at a Sunday performance of the iconic "Beetlejuice"…
McCarthy Unveils Plans to Launch Impeachment Inquiry Against Biden, Citing Irrefutable Evidence of Tie Wear
WASHINGTON, D.C. - House Speaker Kevin McCarthy made headlines this Tuesday by announcing his endorsement…
Nancy Pelosi, At Age 83, Declares Not Just Another Run for Congress, But Eternity
The secret to immortality and building wealth? Just keep running for office! WASHINGTON – In…
Republicans Propose Redefining “Pro-Life” to Mean “Fan of All Living Things Except Plants…And Mosquitoes”
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Republican party has recently proposed to redefine the term "pro-life." The…
San Francisco’s Latest Trend: ‘Board Chic’ Takes Over as Boards and Nails Become the Hottest Items in Retail
San Francisco, CA — As iconic fashion outlets, tech stores, and luxury brands continue their…
Tucker Carlson Books Interview with Sasquatch to Discuss Obama’s Secret Camping Vacation
Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson, never one to shy away from hard-hitting journalism, has…
United Airlines Blames Nationwide Ground Stop on Airplane Mode: “Someone Forgot to Turn it Off!”
United Airlines announced that its recent nationwide ground stop was caused by someone forgetting to…
Activists Demand Burning Man to Rebrand as “Burning Person”: Call for Gender-Neutral Festival Experience
A vocal group of activists known as "Inclusivi-TEA" have launched a campaign demanding that the…
Burning Man Mud Jam Declared Art Installation, Not Traffic Snarl
Burning Man, the festival that turns the Black Rock Desert into a temporary city of…
Trump Blames Bidenomics for Having to Sell T-Shirts To Pay HUGE Bills
Former President Donald Trump and his family have officially invaded the fashion industry with a…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Challenges McConnell to “Forget-Off”
Washington, D.C.— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is once again calling out Senate Minority Leader…
Rudy Giuliani Questions Georgia Election Workers’ Handwriting, Suggests New Voting System: Etch A Sketch
Giuliani Goes from Election Litigator to Graphology Critic After making headlines for legal crusades questioning…
Staten Island Plans to Secede from New York, Announces Plans for Its Own Currency, National Anthem, and Space Program
Staten Island, NY — Staten Island is not just aiming to secede from New York…
Former Trump Publicists Outraged Over Joe Biden’s Alleged Use of Pseudonyms
Former publicists for Donald Trump—John Barron, John Miller, Carolin Gallego, and David Dennison—held a joint…
Trump Appeals Trial Date, Requests It Be Pushed to “Infinity Plus One”
WASHINGTON D.C.— Former President Donald Trump announced yesterday that he plans to appeal the trial…
Eminem Sends Cease-and-Desist to Vivek Ramaswamy, Citing “Crimes Against Rap”
Detroit, MI – Rap artist Eminem has served entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy with a cease-and-desist letter.…
Loch Ness Monster Exposed as Clever Marketing Ploy to Boost Scottish Tourism
An investigative team from the "TruthQuest Exposé" has stumbled upon a revelation that will rock…
Trump, The Master Debater: An Interview on the 2024 Presidential Race
DONALD TRUMP EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE FOLLY TIMES- Frank Folly: Thank you for taking time…
Novak Djokovic Stuns the World by Announcing Switch to Professional Pickleball
Tennis superstar Novak Djokovic has announced that he will be leaving the world of tennis…
Global Warming Season Declared Over, Humanity Excited to Dive into COVID Season
Climate Change Takes a Back Seat as Society Gears Up for Another Round of Pandemic…
San Francisco 4-Person Tent Housing Drops Below $500,000 Amidst Crime and Drug Epidemic
San Francisco, CA — The once-elusive dream of owning a 4-person tent in the heart…
Conservatives Declare War on Student Loan Forgiveness, Whisper Sweet Nothings to PPP Loan Forgiveness
Selective outrage - conservatives across the nation have taken to the streets, airwaves, and social…
Beloved Game Show Host Bob Barker Passes Away at 99, Leaving a Void in Generations of Viewers
In a sad turn of events, legendary game show host Bob Barker has passed away…
U.S. Celebrates Grand Opening of World’s First “Politician Theme Park”
The government has unveiled the world's first-ever "Politician Theme Park." Situated on the site of…
Fulton County DA Charges Trump for Weight Misrepresentation After Surrender; Weight Reported as 215 Pounds
ATLANTA, GA - As former President Donald Trump turned himself in to Fulton County authorities,…
