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Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign Pledges Cheetos for Trump’s Vote-o’s!
At the first GOP debate, which notably lacked the presence of former President Donald Trump,…
Trump Enlists Mar-a-Lago IT Expert, Yuscil Taveras, to Tackle Caps Lock Crisis
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA - Four time indicted (at the time this story originally ran), former…
Former President Considers Jail to Dodge Exhausting Dad Duties
Former President Donald J. Trump has expressed a desire to voluntarily enter jail as a…
Ted Cruz Demands In-depth Investigation into His “Sharknado” Twitter Mishap
Senator Ted Cruz has taken a brave step forward by demanding a comprehensive investigation into…
Dear Folly: The Perplexing Chirp of Love
Dear Folly, I find myself in quite the conundrum and I'm hoping you can shed…
Trump to be Moderator in GOP Debates, Promises a Play-by-Play of His Greatness
Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be taking on…
Pricey Perks of Bidenomics: Grocery Shopping Uncertainty
President Biden's administration has managed to transform the humble act of grocery shopping into a…
Trump Declares Himself Winner of Debates Before They Begin, Plans to Skip Straight to Victory
Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump announced today that he will not be participating in any…
California Government to Provide Free Tent Insurance to Sidewalk Residents After Hurricane Hilary
Los Angeles - In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the California…
Trump’s Fruitful Diplomacy: An Apple a Day Keeps the Nuclear Tensions Away
Washington D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has declared that he will not be participating…
Ron DeSantis Blames Disney and the Woke Mob for “Flesh-Eating” Bacteria Deaths in Tampa Bay
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has managed to find an unlikely scapegoat for the recent outbreak…
Conspiracy Theorists Claim Hurricane “Hillary” And Other Disasters Caused By Secret Energy Weapons And “The Elite”
A group of conspiracy theorists has once again defied conventional wisdom. As Hurricane Hillary churns…
Republicans Point Umbrellas at Hurricane Hilary, Accuse Her of Emailing the Storm
Enter the Republicans, who, never ones to miss an opportunity for political commentary, decided to…
Chaos Ensues as Students Attempt to Locate Lost Pencils on First Day of School
Chaos erupted across the nation today as students embarked on their much-anticipated first day of…
Startling Discovery: Obama Letter Reveals Unexpected Pizza Preference
A previously undisclosed letter penned by former President Barack Obama has recently come to light,…
Trump Claims Ring Toss at Iowa State Fair is Rigged, Demands Recount of Carnival Game Results
Des Moines, Iowa - Former President Donald Trump has taken his grievances to social media…
Russia Opens Doors to Refugees: Free Entry in Exchange for Enlisting in Their Military
Russia has announced a groundbreaking new approach to handling the global refugee crisis. The Kremlin…
Flat Earth Expedition: Quest for the Edge
In a world where conspiracy theories had taken on a life of their own, a…
Former President Trump Channels Supreme Court Expertise: “I Packed the Court Just for This!”
Former President Donald J. Trump has taken to social media, his preferred platform for all…
Donald Trump Requests Trial Venue Change to Judge Judy’s Court for ‘Fair’ Hearing
Washington D.C. - Former President Donald Trump's legal team has submitted an extraordinary request to…
Trump Demands KFC Pit Stop on Way to Third Arraignment in Washington D.C.
Former President Donald J. Trump's infamous private jet, Trump Force One, descended upon Washington D.C.…
Indictment Triathlon: Trump’s Third Time’s a Charm Circus and Beg-a-Thon
Washington, D.C. - In what can only be described as the legal equivalent of Groundhog…
U.S. Capitol Police Overwhelmed by Potentially Lethal Potluck Lunch in Senate Office Buildings
WASHINGTON D.C. — Chaos erupted on Capitol Hill today as Congresswoman Lauren Boebert brought a…
The House Oversight Committee Drops Bombshell: 31 Ice Cream Flavors Discussed in Secret Biden Meetings
Washington D.C. - The House Oversight Committee dropped a bombshell on the nation today, revealing…
Jerry Seinfeld Relives Classic “Chicken Sign” Episode with Elon Musk’s X-Traordinary Illumination
In a case of life imitating art, comedian Jerry Seinfeld found himself reliving a classic…
Trump Admits Running for President Only to Fund Legal Fees in Conversation with Favorite Son Don Jr.
Former President Donald Trump was caught on a hot mic, revealing his true motivations for…
Trump Demands Investigation into Taylor Swift’s Concert Success: Suspects “Unfair Advantage”
Former President Donald Trump has taken a break from his social media escapades to demand…
Bud Light’s Audacious Strategy: Reviving Core Drinkers By Using The ‘N’ Word
In the wake of the Dylan Mulvaney incident that left Bud Light's reputation hanging by…
BIDENOMICS “GET RICH SLOWLY” CAMPAIGN – Trillion-Dollar Bills to Be Printed in Invisible Ink
The Biden administration has introduced its latest brainchild - "Bidenomics: Get Rich Slowly." President Joe…
Competitive Shoplifting Takes the Gold in San Francisco
San Francisco, CA — Move over, baseball and football – there's a new game in…
