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Trump Admits Running for President Only to Fund Legal Fees in Conversation with Favorite Son Don Jr.
Former President Donald Trump was caught on a hot mic, revealing his true motivations for…
Trump Demands Investigation into Taylor Swift’s Concert Success: Suspects “Unfair Advantage”
Former President Donald Trump has taken a break from his social media escapades to demand…
Bud Light’s Audacious Strategy: Reviving Core Drinkers By Using The ‘N’ Word
In the wake of the Dylan Mulvaney incident that left Bud Light's reputation hanging by…
BIDENOMICS “GET RICH SLOWLY” CAMPAIGN – Trillion-Dollar Bills to Be Printed in Invisible Ink
The Biden administration has introduced its latest brainchild - "Bidenomics: Get Rich Slowly." President Joe…
Competitive Shoplifting Takes the Gold in San Francisco
San Francisco, CA — Move over, baseball and football – there's a new game in…
Scientists Remind World That Summer is “Hotter” Than Other Seasons
Scientists from the prestigious Institute of Obvious Observations have come forward with a crucial reminder:…
Secret Service Special Training: “Wrangling Wandering Joe”
Washington, D.C. - It has been disclosed that secret service agents are undergoing rigorous training…
Trump Proudly Proclaims Himself the “Indictment Champion” – Collects Legal Troubles Like Trump NFTs
Washington D.C. - Former President Donald Trump took to Social Media this morning to boast…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Invites Hunter Biden to Bust a Move at Friend’s Bachelorette Party
Washington D.C. - Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has extended an unexpected invitation to Hunter Biden,…
Rudy Giuliani Claims He’s Got No Respect, Turns Out He’s Just a Stand-up Politician
New York City, NY — The Former Mayor of New York City and former personal…
Biden’s “Democratic” Dog Enforces Party Loyalty by Biting Secret Service Members Who Voted for Trump
Washington D.C. - President Joe Biden's pet dog, Commander, has taken on the role of the…
Congresswoman Greene’s CrossFit Crusade: From Legislating To Lunging
WASHINGTON D.C. - Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene left her fellow lawmakers scratching their heads during…
Unemployment Rates Plummet as Multitasking Becomes the Hottest Job Skill
The latest unemployment figures have taken an unexpected nosedive, leaving economists scratching their heads and…
Democrats: Water is Racist, Discriminates Against Certain Racial Groups
Democrats across the nation are turning their attention to an unexpected crisis: racial disparities in…
Elon Musk Rebrands Twitter as “Qwitter” to Embrace Its New QAnon Overlords
Tech mogul and part-time space enthusiast Elon Musk announced the rebranding of Twitter as "Qwitter"…
Democrats Push for Progressive Reforms While Republicans Focus on Going Woke Going Broke
Democrats are on the move to reform the tax code, provide universal healthcare, protect voting…
Congressman to Big Screen: Matt Gaetz Lands Role as Butt-Head in Beavis and Butt-Head Remake
Congressman Matt Gaetz has landed the role of Butt-Head in the upcoming live-action remake of…
Guy Fieri and Donald Trump Bond Over Ketchup-Infused Recipes at Recent UFC Event
Las Vegas, USA - At a recent UFC event, celebrity chef Guy Fieri and former…
Nike Leaps into Social Media App with ‘Just Post It’
Beaverton, Oregon - Nike has announced the launch of its very own platform called "Just…
Freedom Caucus Finally Files for Divorce from Marjorie Taylor Greene: “It’s Not You, It’s Us”
The Freedom Caucus, a conservative congressional group known for its unwavering support of controversial figures,…
Trump Jr. and Hunter Biden’s Unlikely Night Out Together: A Mix of Politics and Partying
Washington D.C. — Don Trump Jr. and Hunter Biden were spotted together last night at…
Udder Madness: Ben & Jerry’s Cows File Moo-tion to Stop Milk Theft
Vermont - A group of disgruntled cows owned by the renowned ice cream company, Ben…
Supreme Court Mandates Cross-Cultural Karen Training for Minorities
The United States Supreme Court has made an unexpected decision that requires white women to…
Overstock.com Rebrands as Bed Bath & Beyond, Industry Experts Expect Déjà Vu Bankruptcy
Overstock.com, a prominent player in the e-commerce industry, has decided to bid farewell to its…
Supreme Court: Students Must Now Prove They’re Descendants of Ancient Philosophers
Washington D.C. - The Supreme Court of the United States dealt a devastating blow to…
President Biden’s Son Embarks on Mythical Quest for Controversial Artifact
Washington D.C. - Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has embarked on a mysterious…
Brew-haha at Starbucks as Baristas Demand to Work from Home
Starbucks baristas across the country are threatening to go on strike, demanding the unthinkable: the…
Trudeau’s Revolutionary Plan: Lab-Grown Canadian Soldiers to Battle Global Warming
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has unveiled his latest plan to combat global warming. In…
Zuckerberg and Musk Agree to Arm-Wrestling Showdown
Tech giants Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have decided to settle their differences in an…
Joe Rogan Discovers New “Truth” – Claims It’s More Reliable Than Scientific Consensus
Famed podcaster Joe Rogan has once again proven that he possesses an uncanny ability to…
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