Chaos erupted across the nation today as students embarked on their much-anticipated first day of school. The cause of the turmoil? Lost pencils. Reports from schools coast to coast reveal that an alarming…
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A previously undisclosed letter penned by former President Barack Obama has recently come to light, revealing an unexpected culinary craving. The letter, which was reportedly written during his time in office, has ignited…
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Des Moines, Iowa – Former President Donald Trump has taken his grievances to social media once again, this time targeting the ring toss game at the Iowa State Fair. The self-proclaimed master of…
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Russia has announced a groundbreaking new approach to handling the global refugee crisis. The Kremlin has unveiled a unique offer that allows refugees to seek safe haven within its borders, provided they’re willing…
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In a world where conspiracy theories had taken on a life of their own, a new reality TV show was about to embark on a journey that would captivate audiences and baffle skeptics.…
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Former President Donald J. Trump has taken to social media, his preferred platform for all matters of national importance, to call on the Supreme Court to intercede in his ongoing legal battles. This…
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Washington D.C. – Former President Donald Trump’s legal team has submitted an extraordinary request to relocate his ongoing trial in the nation’s capital. Their proposal? None other than having the case heard by…
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Former President Donald J. Trump’s infamous private jet, Trump Force One, descended upon Washington D.C. yet again, but this time for a less glamorous reason. As the city prepared for the ex-president’s third…
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Washington, D.C. – In what can only be described as the legal equivalent of Groundhog Day, former President Donald J. Trump finds himself once again facing indictment, marking the third time in recent…
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WASHINGTON D.C. — Chaos erupted on Capitol Hill today as Congresswoman Lauren Boebert brought a homemade dish to a Republican Potluck lunch, leading to a full-scale evacuation of the Senate Office Buildings. What…
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