Senator Ted Cruz has taken a brave step forward by demanding a comprehensive investigation into the devastating incident that left him red-faced, bewildered, and thoroughly embarrassed. The incident in question? His now-infamous retweet…
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Dear Folly, I find myself in quite the conundrum and I’m hoping you can shed some light on my situation. You see, my wife has been utterly baffled, and dare I say, infuriated,…
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Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be taking on a new role in the upcoming primary debates: the official moderator. Trump has promised to provide unbiased and…
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President Biden’s administration has managed to transform the humble act of grocery shopping into a high-stakes adventure reminiscent of a reality TV show. Shoppers across the nation are raving about the exciting twists…
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Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump announced today that he will not be participating in any primary debates featuring Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, biotech entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy, South Carolina Senator Tim Scott, former South…
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Los Angeles – In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the California government has announced a groundbreaking initiative to offer tent insurance to the burgeoning population of sidewalk inhabitants in…
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Washington D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has declared that he will not be participating in the first Republican debate. Instead, he plans to embark on a mission of “fruitful diplomacy,” personally delivering…
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has managed to find an unlikely scapegoat for the recent outbreak of “flesh-eating” bacteria in Tampa Bay: Disney and the so-called “Woke Mob.” In a press conference that left…
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A group of conspiracy theorists has once again defied conventional wisdom. As Hurricane Hillary churns towards Los Angeles, Florida’s ocean waters reach an astonishing 100 degrees, Canadian forests burn in a fiery symphony,…
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Enter the Republicans, who, never ones to miss an opportunity for political commentary, decided to blame none other than the former Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton, for the impending tempest. “It’s all part…
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