WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a post-debate press conference, President Joe Biden attributed his lackluster performance in the latest debate to an ill-timed international trip, citing severe jet lag as the primary culprit. According to…
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NEW YORK, NY — In a twist more shocking than a record-setting 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes, legendary competitive eater Joey Chestnut has been banned from the 2024 Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July…
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Hailey “Hawk Tuah Girl” Welch has taken her viral fame to new and utterly bizarre heights. After her unforgettable appearance at a Zach Bryan concert and an insightful (and slightly unhinged) interview on…
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In a revelation that could only be described as the plot of a poorly written political thriller, it’s come to light that former President Donald J. Trump allegedly tried to officially kill his…
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In a landmark decision that could only make sense in a world where unicorns manage Wall Street, the Supreme Court has ruled that former President Donald J. Trump enjoys immunity from criminal prosecution…
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Steve Bannon’s turn-in to Danbury federal prison on Monday was a cacophony of chaos, complete with cowbells, chants, and the irrepressible Anarchy Princess. Bannon, sentenced to four months for contempt of Congress related…
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In today’s hyperconnected world, the idea of a digital detox sounds great – until you realize it involves actual effort. Meditation, mindfulness, and setting boundaries? Who has time for that? Instead of rearranging…
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NEW YORK — In an unprecedented move, the NFL announced today that the upcoming Bears-Broncos game, originally set for primetime on Monday night, will now be relegated to a Wednesday afternoon slot at…
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WASHINGTON D.C. – Just when we thought the digital age couldn’t get more unpredictable, Donald Trump Jr.’s X (formerly Twitter) account saga takes a sharp, jet-fueled turn. Fresh from lamenting his “hacked” social…
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WASHINGTON (Satire News) — Riding on the wave of the Senate’s recent relaxation of the dress code, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has submitted an official request to the House Speaker’s office to don a…
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