Trump introduces TrumpRx, the first prescription plan that promises “300% savings” and includes a free…
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After years of being ignored by the Nobel Committee, President Trump announces his own “Peace…
The ex-Bears legend says he joined to protect the country, not help the president call…
Trump hails “historic transparency” on a 90-year-old mystery while steering clear of the island where…
Hegseth trades war planning for strongman theater, summoning hundreds of generals to Virginia for a…
Walters promises students will no longer be burdened with “woke” counseling, instead finding life guidance…
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Republicans shocked to learn that “stolen valor” accusations require at least some valor to exist.…
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Wall Street cheered, Main Street yawned. A quarter-point rate cut can’t move a housing market…
America is turning its front lawn into a cage fight, complete with McGregor, Trump commentary,…
Trump praised Pam Bondi as “careful” before urging her to toss caution aside and start…
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When Sophie Cunningham tried to check on a teammate, she instead got checked by law…
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Bears leadership swears Caleb Williams will thrive… once they finish grinding his career into dust,…
Pete Hegseth claims reporters are a “safety risk” and imposes restrictions that make Pentagon coverage…
Ted Cruz produced one coherent thought in 2025, prompting historians to document it like a…
Trump’s FCC unveils a Department of Homeland Laughs, suspends Kimmel, and promises America only safe,…
At Windsor Castle, Trump quizzed King Charles about crowns, thrones, and brand options. The visit…
Trump’s UK visit turned into a streaming event as Windsor Castle became a true crime…
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