In a scene that seemed ripped straight out of an action movie, former President Donald Trump survived an assassination attempt during a campaign rally near Butler, Pennsylvania. The shooter, identified as 20-year-old Thomas…
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Heidi Cruz, the wife of Senator Ted Cruz, has allegedly hired a hitman to eliminate former President Donald Trump. This sensational story comes after Trump’s infamous jabs at Heidi Cruz’s looks and his…
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EAGLE COUNTY, CO— In the latest installment of what could be a reality TV show called “Boebert’s Brush with the Law,” court records reveal that Representative Lauren Boebert has added another chapter to her…
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HELL ON EARTH, USA— In a season that feels hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna, the relentless heat has everyone scrambling for shade, air conditioning, and industrial-strength sunblock. As temperatures soar to record…
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SILICON VALLEY — Elon Musk has promised to reinstate Disney+ in Tesla vehicles on one peculiar condition: Disney must resume advertising on his social media platform, X (formerly Twitter), with a cherry on…
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WASHINGTON — Representative Lauren Boebert has attributed her series of controversial and often bizarre comments to her General Educational Development (GED) diploma. The unexpected admission has sparked debates about educational qualifications and accountability…
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WASHINGTON — House Democrats have politely requested that non-citizens refrain from voting in federal elections. This comes on the heels of a Republican-led House passing a contentious bill that mandates proof of citizenship…
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A man has reportedly started identifying as poor to qualify for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) benefits. This latest twist in the ongoing saga of social welfare has left many scratching their…
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WASHINGTON—In a revelation that has left the nation scratching its collective head, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly embarked on an all-expenses-paid yacht trip to Russia, complete with a helicopter ride to Vladimir…
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Nick Wehry, a seasoned contestant in Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, has been accused of cheating during the latest event. The allegations have turned the annual Independence Day celebration into a bun-believable…
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